A drunken man walk into a biker bar,sit down at the bar,and orders a drink,
looking around,he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up,staggers to the table,leans over,looks the biggest,meanest,biker in the face and say;í went by your mom´s house today and i saw her in the hallway buck naked.man,she is one fine looking woman!¨
The biker looks at him and doesn´t say a word.His buddies are confused,because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:I got it on with your mom and she´s good,the best i ever had!¨
The biker´s buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
the drunk leans on the table one more times and says, ï´ll tell you something else boy,your momma liked it!¨
At this point the biker stands up,takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...
GO HOME,DAD YOU ARE DRUNK¨
Posted: at 28-03-2009 03:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
NeutralGuy at 30-03-2009 10:43 PM (16 years ago) (m)
de so called Greatest,why do you think you are exceptional??abi they close your mouth make you no post joke,i bow for you ooooooooo before you still wear fila like Koloawole
Posted: at 30-03-2009 10:43 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
degreatest2 at 30-03-2009 11:01 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: NeutralGuy on 30-03-2009 10:43 PM
de so called Greatest,why do you think you are exceptional??abi they close your mouth make you no post joke,i bow for you ooooooooo before you still wear fila like Koloawole
ah ah! see me see local trouble oh! make u just stay neutral for dat place oh! abi u be my running mate? how many jokes wey u don post for here, wey u just dey beef my "Filadefia" take time oh! make u no contact ABBS "Acquired Bad Belle Syndrome"
Posted: at 30-03-2009 11:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
de so called Greatest,why do you think you are exceptional??abi they close your mouth make you no post joke,i bow for you ooooooooo before you still wear fila like Koloawole
Posted: at 30-03-2009 11:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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