the best drunk story ever!

A drunken man walk into a biker bar,sit down at the
bar,and orders a drink,

looking around,he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up,staggers to the table,leans over,looks
the biggest,meanest,biker in the face and say;í
went by your mom´s house today and i saw her in the
hallway buck naked.man,she is one fine looking woman!¨


The biker looks at him and doesn´t say a word.His
buddies are confused,because he is one bad biker and
would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:I got it on
with your mom and she´s good,the best i ever had!¨

The biker´s buddies are starting to get really mad but the
biker still says nothing.

the drunk leans on the table one more times and says,
ï´ll tell you something else boy,your momma liked it!¨

At this point the biker stands up,takes the drunk by
the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...


GO HOME,DAD YOU ARE DRUNK¨

Posted: at 28-03-2009 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmm

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Posted: at 29-03-2009 05:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice sense of humor

Posted: at 29-03-2009 10:07 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

lol

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Posted: at 29-03-2009 08:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

why u wan join talk ur own mind now..

Posted: at 30-03-2009 03:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i know thats why u say make u join..

Posted: at 30-03-2009 03:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U sure say no be u be the mad biker? federico???

Posted: at 30-03-2009 08:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U don come be judge for here abi? u beta go post another joke oh!

Posted: at 30-03-2009 09:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Iron ladyyyyyyyyyy, so for whole joke na only mama u see, e be like say u like the thing wey dat mama like sef?? abi i lie?

Posted: at 30-03-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ah ah! see me see local trouble oh! make u just stay neutral for dat place oh! abi u be my running mate? how many jokes wey u don post for here, wey u just dey beef my "Filadefia" take time oh! make u no contact ABBS "Acquired Bad Belle Syndrome"

Posted: at 30-03-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac