PASTOR DELIVERANCEEE

A girl entered a church crying. The pastor, on sighting the girl asked:
Pastor: What happened to u
Girl: Its my boyfriend
Pastor: what did he do to u
Girl didn’t answer him
He moved closer to her, touching her body: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He rub her body: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He started caressing her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He romanced her (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He kissed her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He took her in: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No
He pulled her clothes: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He sucked her Bosom : (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He removed her pants: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He started pounding hard on the girl to esctacy: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
Girl finally said (still crying): He gave me HIV/AIDS.

Pastor: (fainted)

Posted: at 29-03-2009 03:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hey dude.you are a bomb..hope you aint related or pal to that pastor...don't want you to get contact..lol

Posted: at 29-03-2009 09:19 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

nawa o! Stripod u see waiting u cos ba, after u finished u con allow ironlady to the church nickyvil con complete the mission when him con find the objective him con faint. u don wake up? iron banger. 

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Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

sorry
i taught
u were
the one.
tell me
the person na.

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Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:48 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

stripod
ex
girl
ba.

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Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:55 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

u dey back the guy ba

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Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:00 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

who you dey back for ya back

Posted: at 22-04-2009 06:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 22-04-2009 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nd so d pastor has been judged according to his work

Posted: at 22-04-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

o boy, u dey pirate people joke dey happy ba? waite for me...

Posted: at 22-04-2009 04:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac