PASTOR DELIVERANCEEE

Date: 29-03-2009 3:23 am (16 years ago) | Author: Femi
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- at 29-03-2009 03:23 AM (16 years ago)
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A girl entered a church crying. The pastor, on sighting the girl asked:
Pastor: What happened to u
Girl: Its my boyfriend
Pastor: what did he do to u
Girl didn’t answer him
He moved closer to her, touching her body: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He rub her body: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He started caressing her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u
Girl: No!
He romanced her (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He kissed her: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He took her in: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No
He pulled her clothes: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He sucked her Bosom : (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He removed her pants: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
He started pounding hard on the girl to esctacy: (pastor asked: did he do this to u)
Girl: No!
Girl finally said (still crying): He gave me HIV/AIDS.
Pastor: (fainted)

Posted: at 29-03-2009 03:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 29-03-2009 04:42 AM (16 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 29-03-2009 04:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NeutralGuy at 29-03-2009 09:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Hey dude.you are a bomb..hope you aint related or pal to that pastor...don't want you to get contact..lol
Posted: at 29-03-2009 09:19 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- shadzie at 29-03-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago)
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laughinggggggggg
and after all the pastor did she desided to open up.
Posted: at 29-03-2009 10:06 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 22-04-2009 01:43 AM (16 years ago)
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nawa o! Stripod u see waiting u cos ba, after u finished u con allow ironlady to the church nickyvil con complete the mission when him con find the objective him con faint. u don wake up? iron banger. 
Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:43 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 22-04-2009 01:44 AM (16 years ago)
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lolsz............................@sheenor dats not me oooo!!!
Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:44 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 22-04-2009 01:48 AM (16 years ago)
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sorry
i taught
u were
the one.
tell me
the person na.
Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:48 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 22-04-2009 01:49 AM (16 years ago)
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some girl like dat i dont know who
Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:49 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 22-04-2009 01:55 AM (16 years ago)
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stripod
ex
girl
ba.
Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:55 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 22-04-2009 01:56 AM (16 years ago)
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nooo stripod's babyyy
Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:56 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 22-04-2009 02:00 AM (16 years ago)
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u dey back the guy ba
Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:00 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 22-04-2009 02:42 AM (16 years ago)
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yesssssssssssssssss,ofcourse
Posted: at 22-04-2009 02:42 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 22-04-2009 06:17 AM (16 years ago)
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who you dey back for ya back
Posted: at 22-04-2009 06:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 22-04-2009 08:35 AM (16 years ago)
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VRY OLD JOKE BT STIL FUNY. pastor get luck, he cn stil wash it outa hs body
Posted: at 22-04-2009 08:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 22-04-2009 10:42 AM (16 years ago)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 22-04-2009 10:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babyj777 at 22-04-2009 01:29 PM (16 years ago)
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na waoo na so life be.............. loooooooooooooooool
Posted: at 22-04-2009 01:29 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- iphie at 22-04-2009 03:54 PM (16 years ago)
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nd so d pastor has been judged according to his work
Posted: at 22-04-2009 03:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- michybaby at 22-04-2009 04:12 PM (16 years ago)
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posted b4, bt stl funny sha. serves the pastor right! let it b a lesson to all, boys n girls, alike. ciao.
Posted: at 22-04-2009 04:12 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 22-04-2009 04:22 PM (16 years ago)
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o boy, u dey pirate people joke dey happy ba? waite for me...
Posted: at 22-04-2009 04:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 22-04-2009 11:40 PM (16 years ago)
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na me dey here come catch me ronaminho odey
Posted: at 22-04-2009 11:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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