'Why I signed Jaysleek to D'Banj Records' - D'Banj Opens Up (Page 2)

Date: 26-07-2012 2:16 am (12 years ago) | Author: Charles colins
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- KuulNomsy at 26-07-2012 08:40 AM (12 years ago)
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A wife suspected her husband
for having sex with their maid,
so she set a trap for the husband
by sending the maid to village
for weekend without telling her
husband. At night, the husband
told his usual story 'darling, i
want to go and watch wrestling
match in the sitting room.' he
left. the wife silently went to the
maid's room lying on the bed
naked with no light, he opened
the door, joined her on the bed
without wasting time and
without a word, he had sex with
her, after the fifth round she
said 'it is enough, i catch you, so
this is how you used to have sex
with her, you will do two rounds
telling me you are tired. five
rounds now, you are still
demanding for more.
The gateman replied. "'sorry
madam, i don't know you are the
one.

LMAO!.....................................u too much Bendelarmedrobber Cheesy!!! Tom tom wey I dey lick for hia fall enter my throat as I read this. Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-07-2012 08:40 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- BendelArmedRobb at 26-07-2012 08:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Naija make una relax wit goodluck jonathan's naija don bless wit everyting...change don come and corruption don die since Jonathan's and first lady Patience be President     but come oo i no come know who be the President again oo i sure say na Patience ,  Naija make una get Patience wit our president Patience she go do better better  tings ..........Naija una too much!!! coffee wey I dey drink for hia comot for my nose as I read this.
Posted: at 26-07-2012 08:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bettygirls at 26-07-2012 09:03 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 26-07-2012 05:12 AM
This one is not about Illuminati ooo, its just a band to promote peace in Nigeria, as a matter of fact, one of our projects is to visit BOKO HARAM'S HEADQUARTERS in order to preach peace to them.
illuminati
Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- paul4daddykalu at 26-07-2012 09:05 AM (12 years ago)
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@BendelArmedRobb and aso4life1 don replace FBI for NP.. Are they mad or something?[/b] Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bettygirls at 26-07-2012 09:12 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- verah at 26-07-2012 09:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 26-07-2012 04:38 AM
How you take know my mind, our many record label D'banj want claim? I think he is not a good manager and he need some advice in order not to miss road totally.

Abi make I start my own recording band sef... NAIJA PALS RECORD, I think I am eyeing some artistes in the forum,they are:
Finland Guy--- Drum set
Ajanni--------- Kakaaki
Dedonmicky-- Trumpet
d*1*c;kman-------saxophone
b00bies-------Konga
Idbabe--------Violin
50scent-------Rap(English)
Papadip------ Rap (Yoruba)
Allahisgr8----Rap (Hausa)
Nonsovin---- Rap (Igbo)
Bendelarmedrobber--- Rap (Pidgin or waffy)
Ziozion------ Keyboard
Dlimelite---- Back-up singer
Solidstonez--Back-up singer
richi192------Back-up singer
Betchy------- Dancer
Open reality-Dancer
Verah--------Dancer
Aishatua-----Dancer
Franel   ------Stage manager
Aso4life1----- Account manager and led singer

We are still looking for more people to join this band, it comprises of both my partial friends,good friends and my antagonists...member is free.
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   egbon mi.. gbayi  Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- verah at 26-07-2012 09:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 26-07-2012 05:12 AM
This one is not about Illuminati ooo, its just a band to promote peace in Nigeria, as a matter of fact, one of our projects is to visit BOKO HARAM'S HEADQUARTERS in order to preach peace to them.
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- verah at 26-07-2012 09:45 AM (12 years ago)
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congrats oo jaysleek  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:45 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aso4life1 at 26-07-2012 09:48 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dlimelite on 26-07-2012 07:03 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Wink Wink
LOLZ YOU PUT ME IN THE RIGHT SPOT. SINGING IS ONE OF MY TALENTS.
That means I was right cos the spirit of God told me, "put dlimelite as a back-up singer" and I did, now it came to pass.
Abeg, I want to open church or synagogue, we can convert the band to church mass choir.
Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- aso4life1 at 26-07-2012 09:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Adego1 on 26-07-2012 06:37 AM
Na bomb dem go take welcome una lol
No,BOKO HARAM can't bomb us, that is why we have some of their members in the band, they are : SHEHU AJANNI, HAJIA CADANRE, ALAHAJA AISHATUA AND ALHAJI ALLAHISGR8ALLAY.
Posted: at 26-07-2012 09:52 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- aso4life1 at 26-07-2012 10:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: verah on 26-07-2012 09:43 AM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy   egbon mi.. gbayi  Wink Wink Wink

Mo to ginja ni, ki lon happen?
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- aso4life1 at 26-07-2012 10:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: paul4daddykalu on 26-07-2012 09:05 AM
@BendelArmedRobb and aso4life1 don replace FBI for NP.. Are they mad or something?[/b] Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

wahala dey naija, THE HOT AMALA with GBEGIRI & EWEDU wey i dey chop dey sooth me more than this story...Naija I hail o
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- aso4life1 at 26-07-2012 10:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: BendelArmedRobb on 26-07-2012 07:33 AM
A wife suspected her husband
for having sex with their maid,
so she set a trap for the husband
by sending the maid to village
for weekend without telling her
husband. At night, the husband
told his usual story 'darling, i
want to go and watch wrestling
match in the sitting room.' he
left. the wife silently went to the
maid's room lying on the bed
naked with no light, he opened
the door, joined her on the bed
without wasting time and
without a word, he had sex with
her, after the fifth round she
said 'it is enough, i catch you, so
this is how you used to have sex
with her, you will do two rounds
telling me you are tired. five
rounds now, you are still
demanding for more.
The gateman replied. "'sorry
madam, i don't know you are the
one. LMAO!.....................................una too much!!! coffee wey I dey drink for hia comot for my nose as I read this.
Bendel Insurance u don make me kolo with this joke ooooooooo
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:12 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- aso4life1 at 26-07-2012 10:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: dlimelite on 26-07-2012 07:03 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Wink Wink
LOLZ YOU PUT ME IN THE RIGHT SPOT. SINGING IS ONE OF MY TALENTS.
why not apply for naija get talents?
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:22 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- verah at 26-07-2012 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 26-07-2012 09:52 AM
No,BOKO HARAM can't bomb us, that is why we have some of their members in the band, they are : SHEHU AJANNI, HAJIA CADANRE, ALAHAJA AISHATUA AND ALHAJI ALLAHISGR8ALLAY.

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- verah at 26-07-2012 10:29 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 26-07-2012 10:10 AM
Mo to ginja ni, ki lon happen?
kosi were omo iya mi... kilon sup ni chinco? se ka ma salo ni?  Wink Wink Wink jooor oooo
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- verah at 26-07-2012 10:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 26-07-2012 10:22 AM
why not apply for naija get talents?
na nigria idol go good  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes but advice her mak she no return lik goldie  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- verah at 26-07-2012 10:35 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: aso4life1 on 26-07-2012 09:48 AM
That means I was right cos the spirit of God told me, "put dlimelite as a back-up singer" and I did, now it came to pass.
Abeg, I want to open church or synagogue, we can convert the band to church mass choir.
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked abeg wetin d name of d church go b? if he neve get name i get name wen i wan giv d church   Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myolu at 26-07-2012 10:53 AM (12 years ago)
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[25/size] phyuk you all d banj haters  go hug transformer, d banj go on doing your things in your own way OYATO SI POSPY WON.........
Posted: at 26-07-2012 10:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- aso4life1 at 26-07-2012 11:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: verah on 26-07-2012 10:29 AM
kosi were omo iya mi... kilon sup ni chinco? se ka ma salo ni?  Wink Wink Wink jooor oooo
Ko si wahala, na flood just dey mud people here ni.
Posted: at 26-07-2012 11:02 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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