Shey you bi 'Ajebota' or 'Paki' ?

nor mind am greatest,the guy even add him papa pic join the joke.na wa for am

who talk say na ajebota nicky bi b4?

12 diferent diferent ways wey you go take no am.

   1. If you see sey Madam, Sir or Esq na hin dey di back of yua papa en mama dem leta, Bobo,dem buta una bread!  You fit bi Ajebota.
   2. But, if dem refer to yua papa en mama as "Iya ibeji", "Mama-bonboy", "Mama Chukwudi", or " Baa Lamidi", Walai! you no bi ajebota!! Paki no 1 na im you bi.
   3. If for una house, na regularly all corner corner for una house dey get fumigated with Pest repellants wey dey waya all di kokroaches an termites comot patapata. My fren you fit bi Ajebota. But if  like play like play, Kondishon con get as e bi, you kon expert. wey yua cortiner or skoll slipas fit taget an nak kokroch wey dey fly. My broda, you bi Paki special.
   4. If for una family, na soso wallets and purses una dey keep mony, den bodi dey inside cloth ,idey posibu you bi Ajebota.                  Bo ! if yua mama take confido comot ego for im brekoyan wey local champions dey yanfu yanfu, yua Paki na serios level o!
   5. For una compound,  kom rain kom sun kanga dey for wata, Ajebota na im una dey. O'boy if di middle of una head don carry wata sote, wey di hair don dey gif way small small. A swel to god, una be Paki.
   6. If yawa don gas! wey nature dey call, you go download for toilet finish, acada kom make una klin sonthing with different different toilet paper. man, you be anoda Ajebota. If wata kon pas gari, na di wata you take 'tamba' ya sef. I no go desif you,na real Paki una be.
   7. If na toothbrush una take dey comot all di craw craw for una mouth efry morin, Walai, a no go do bend-bend for una .Na Ajebota no 1 una bi. If afta chewing una pako, una family fit spit di pako-wata for mouth reach 50 meters!  K-leg don enta di mata o!! una Pakiness don accelerate reach 10!!!
   8. If you sef get underwaer wey get elastic at di waistline,beta chasis dey onda, na one kain confido you dey take waka in front of opekes afta new catch. Alan pozza ! yua Ajebota. If kondishon make crayfish bend, man juss dodge enta bed, with dat kain onderwear wey get drawstrings en resembul di flag of Ghana, Chei ! A beg comot for road, you bi real 'Ajepaki Special.'
   9. Ma fren, If yua home dey wired,you don arrive,you dey bam,for una compand camera dey,dogs dey baff,barbed-wire pleti,security alarm kom top am. Na baba God na im sabi una.fit be four-one-sontin? Den no born nobody reach, you be 'modern' Ajebota. But come o! If all area boys and 'igida eiye fo' & co dey scared despite dem gbana to scale una fence, bicos of Tori wey don saculate sey una family don bury "Shigidi" (ari ma lee lo,Awo pada seyin) put for entrace! . Bobo, yua origina Paki.
  10. If una leg no dey house,na saloon bi di main thin for Naija to 'oganise' di bush wey dey una head, listen well well, a no go play you wayo, I raise hand for you o! without sapele wata,una bi first class Ajebota. But mai sista, if you and yua 'onidiri' sidawn for 6 awas for 'apoti' onda tree, wey she dey wala yua hair, no bi sey na go come! sontin dey there, suffer head no get beta name, go sima sista! The thin bi sey, a troway face say am...You bi 'new mellinium' Paki.
  11. Hunnn...e go beta now, A beg, if financial hardship con hit una sotee ! Hongry waya una well-well,una bekom by force Vegetarian, thin wey man hear for una mouth for buka bi sey...Madam, gi mi 4 naira eba, kon top am wi Ogbono without. Yua wata don pass gari o! I sweer, mai broda you bi Ajepako.
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      Finally, make i nak you di thin wey dey swell mai belle. If una area girls kom semmer for bobo-bomboy, by di means of foreplay, mony for hand back for ground, tori kon get k-leg for bed. una two kon dey kanpe for awas!  Viagragra dey work!! Oga driver kon release brake lights!!! Imagency trafiketo dey like dele!!!! Almighty Rain kon blow Tonda 'Agbara Ojo' kon skata-skata efrytin.....una kon dey Kuleeeeee. Job wel don mai broda,yua di shon of di shoil. You bi modan Ajebota. If you try thin afta dark with yua woman, wey she no wan take eye koro-koro si am happen, im bodi sef no dey down, she kon vess sey: "Baa Karimu, E se'nte se, E ye f'ori omu si e" Awa aunty, Bodi do mi for you,Den need you for Adult education Centa. Ajepaki na yua appelasion!