Ramadan Mubarak...

Date: 27-07-2012 7:43 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
- at 27-07-2012 07:43 PM (12 years ago)
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DAVID & MICHAEL were lost in the Sahara desert...
They were dying of thirst when they saw a mosque ..
DAVID said: Look lets pretend we are Muslims!!
otherwise we'll not get any food or drink...
I am going to call myself 'AHMED"
MICHAEL refused to change his name and identity and said:
'I will not pretend to be other than what I really am.'
The Imam of mosque received both well and asked about their names...
DAVID: 'My name is AHMED. !!!'
MICHAEL: 'My name is Micheal.'
The Imam turned to his helpers and said:
'Please bring food and water for Micheal only.'
Then he turned to David (Ahmed) and said:
Dear Ahmed, how is fasting?
RAMADAN MUBARAK...  Grin    Grin    Grin

Posted: at 27-07-2012 07:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 27-07-2012 08:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Dy even post dis yoke yesterday
Posted: at 27-07-2012 08:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 27-07-2012 08:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Na big lie, u too de lie wella oh... Lolz
Posted: at 27-07-2012 08:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 27-07-2012 10:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 27-07-2012 10:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 02:14 AM (12 years ago)
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As I see poster name I no na pb4 I no even readam
Posted: at 28-07-2012 02:14 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fertymor at 28-07-2012 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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u-sef de talk original big lie... Lolz
Posted: at 28-07-2012 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 28-07-2012 01:08 PM (12 years ago)
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not again
Posted: at 28-07-2012 01:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 28-07-2012 01:43 PM (12 years ago)
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come, make you go sleep oh, abeg oh no talk again oh bcos u don come with ur one & only grammar "not again"...  Grin  Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-07-2012 01:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 28-07-2012 02:02 PM (12 years ago)
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yes maam......straight to bed now>>>>>>>
Posted: at 28-07-2012 02:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 28-07-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... that's my dear, Lolz
Posted: at 28-07-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 03:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh kolo
Posted: at 28-07-2012 03:06 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fertymor at 28-07-2012 09:02 PM (12 years ago)
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de worry you... Lolz
Posted: at 28-07-2012 09:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 01:15 AM (12 years ago)
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Na u wey kolo
Posted: at 29-07-2012 01:15 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 29-07-2012 06:47 PM (12 years ago)
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wu i go chose out of the 2 kolo now  Huh? wu kolo pass
Posted: at 29-07-2012 06:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 31-07-2012 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg chose ZEIGBO bcos na him be there Kolo-Master, Lolz  Grin  Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-07-2012 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 31-07-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-07-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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