church effizzy

Date: 27-07-2012 7:52 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 27-07-2012 07:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Church Effizzy.
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluiah.
PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13....
MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13: 13.
Now these three things abide-
PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet, please?
MEMBER: Er - Galaxy tablet, Pastor.
PASTOR: Oh I need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive. Yes, my dear sister Agatha [Agatha reads]............... ..............
[After sermon]
PASTOR: We shall take our tithes and offertory.
[Ushers direct the moving queue of members towards ATM machines and tellers with laptops where they make payments (offerings) with ATM cards withdrawals and Master cards................ ..............
PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your WhatsApp and chat with your God. Come on...in the name of Jesus...!
[Members start to WhatsApp. An immature member is only tweeting, and her friend quickly takes her phone away from her and downloads WhatsApp onto her phone for
her]............... ............... ...
[Announcement]
SECRETARY: This weeks cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out. Thursday's bible teaching will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for
counselling and prayers. God bless you and have a wonderful week.

Posted: at 27-07-2012 07:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- chummyli at 27-07-2012 10:31 PM (12 years ago)
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No b small tin oooo
Posted: at 27-07-2012 10:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 02:06 AM (12 years ago)
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U got to be kidding me
Posted: at 28-07-2012 02:06 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 28-07-2012 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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dis joke 4 funny if to say I understand am....but true true I no understand ram
Posted: at 28-07-2012 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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True I no understand am at all
Posted: at 28-07-2012 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 28-07-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Una no go school naa
Posted: at 28-07-2012 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Tongue
Posted: at 28-07-2012 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princyboy at 28-07-2012 03:56 PM (12 years ago)
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ŊƟƭ a small tin ooo
Posted: at 28-07-2012 03:56 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 04:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Undecided
Posted: at 28-07-2012 04:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 04:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Undecided
Posted: at 28-07-2012 04:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 04:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Undecided
Posted: at 28-07-2012 04:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-07-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Undecided
Posted: at 28-07-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 28-07-2012 04:31 PM (12 years ago)
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All dis on my post ni
Posted: at 28-07-2012 04:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Thonya at 28-07-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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no b small tin na my church b dat
 Grin
Posted: at 28-07-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 29-07-2012 07:05 PM (12 years ago)
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sinners full hia o i dey come
Posted: at 29-07-2012 07:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 29-07-2012 07:07 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-07-2012 07:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 08:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 29-07-2012 08:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 30-07-2012 07:39 PM (12 years ago)
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werin?
Posted: at 30-07-2012 07:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 31-07-2012 03:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Jossy, how u go undastand d joke whn u no get tablet. No be capsule u dey use?
Posted: at 31-07-2012 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 31-07-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago)
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This kin church go make sense dieee, i go like be the treasurer  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-07-2012 03:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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