Igbo kwenu

Date: 07-08-2012 10:13 am (11 years ago) | Author: ahmed abubakar
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- at 7-08-2012 10:13 AM (11 years ago)
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An Igbo lady sat together with two white guys @ Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served. The
barman came over to take their orders. As everyone can tell... western
wines and beverages are mostly named after their founders. The British guy made his order; “Johnny Walker, single”. The American guy said “Jack Daniels, single”. The barman finally turned to the Igbo lady and asked....and you madam?
The lady replied “Ngozi Okafor, married"

Posted: at 7-08-2012 10:13 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- franel at 7-08-2012 01:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Pacing
Posted: at 7-08-2012 01:00 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 7-08-2012 01:18 PM (11 years ago)
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wht a unique order
Posted: at 7-08-2012 01:18 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-08-2012 02:53 PM (11 years ago)
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i dey come
Posted: at 7-08-2012 02:53 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jessymic at 7-08-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago)
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@ poster congrats!!!!! you just succeeded in posting rubbish
Posted: at 7-08-2012 03:12 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 7-08-2012 04:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on  7-08-2012 03:12 PM
@ poster congrats!!!!! you just succeeded in posting rubbish


Thank my dear.., u are very observant
Posted: at 7-08-2012 04:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 7-08-2012 05:17 PM (11 years ago)
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Poster death sentence!
Posted: at 7-08-2012 05:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adesma at 7-08-2012 05:25 PM (11 years ago)
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why death sentence?u get bad words 4 mouth
Posted: at 7-08-2012 05:25 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- wakawaka247 at 7-08-2012 05:31 PM (11 years ago)
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yeyering i waka pass
Posted: at 7-08-2012 05:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-08-2012 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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i cee
Posted: at 7-08-2012 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-08-2012 09:00 PM (11 years ago)
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Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 7-08-2012 09:00 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- micc at 6-11-2012 01:03 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 6-11-2012 01:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 6-11-2012 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 6-11-2012 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 6-11-2012 08:09 PM (11 years ago)
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YEYE BUT POSTED B4
Posted: at 6-11-2012 08:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-11-2012 08:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-11-2012 08:33 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 8-11-2012 12:47 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 8-11-2012 12:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 8-11-2012 01:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Warisdis? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 8-11-2012 01:13 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 8-11-2012 01:35 PM (11 years ago)
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nonsense post
Posted: at 8-11-2012 01:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 8-11-2012 03:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Mtchew
Posted: at 8-11-2012 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 8-11-2012 08:58 PM (11 years ago)
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Boring zokes evrywhere. I tire o.
Posted: at 8-11-2012 08:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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