dembasjallow at 20-08-2012 07:03 AM (12 years ago) (m)
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" Asked the owner. "I'm blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it & order." The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. "Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. "Unbelievable!" thought the owner. ... The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking. He said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!", which she does! He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says "Oh interesting..., I never knew Brenda worked here!" Owner fainted.
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Posted: at 20-08-2012 07:03 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
zeigbo at 20-08-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Old tori
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-08-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply francischi at 20-08-2012 07:23 PM (12 years ago) (m)
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
Posted: at 20-08-2012 07:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 21-08-2012 12:40 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Hmmmm
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 21-08-2012 12:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply chummyli at 21-08-2012 01:05 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Una weldone
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 21-08-2012 01:05 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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outdated pb4 things
Posted: at 21-08-2012 02:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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I waka pass
Posted: at 21-08-2012 02:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply francischi at 21-08-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago) (m)
make i hear word
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
Posted: at 21-08-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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Old tori
how old is the story tel me?
Posted: at 21-08-2012 07:16 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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who posted it b4 tel me
Posted: at 21-08-2012 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Reply globala at 21-08-2012 07:37 PM (12 years ago) (m)
conterminated!
Globala is the game!!!
Posted: at 21-08-2012 07:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply francischi at 21-08-2012 08:41 PM (12 years ago) (m)
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
Posted: at 21-08-2012 08:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 21-08-2012 09:05 PM (12 years ago) (f)
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 21-08-2012 09:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply globala at 21-08-2012 09:12 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Globala is the game!!!
Posted: at 21-08-2012 09:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply macsika at 22-08-2012 08:28 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Nice jokefrom a joker....
I'm not worried about being a star...cos I'm always drinking it.
Posted: at 22-08-2012 08:28 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Reply macsika at 22-08-2012 08:32 PM (12 years ago) (m)
who posted it b4 tel me
I did!!!
I'm not worried about being a star...cos I'm always drinking it.
Posted: at 22-08-2012 08:32 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Reply zeigbo at 22-08-2012 09:56 PM (12 years ago) (m)
how old is the story tel me?
somebody posted it 5yrs ago dem tellam say Na pb4 and am sure u copied it frm somwhere
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 22-08-2012 09:56 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 23-08-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago) (f)
somebody posted it 5yrs ago dem tellam say Na pb4 and am sure u copied it frm somwhere
Ohoo.... tell ram.
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 23-08-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 24-08-2012 12:04 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Him don hear ram
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 24-08-2012 12:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 24-08-2012 01:29 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Him don hear ram
Maybe u need to tell ram again.
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 24-08-2012 01:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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