23 ways to make (a) your girl smile (Page 2)

that is so beautiful...you cant go wrong with these suggestions 

Posted: at 15-08-2007 04:28 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie

how much more??...what else do u need?

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Posted: at 17-08-2007 12:37 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

23 says play a guitar, what if the guy dont play insturment! and at 22 the girl is still mad.

Posted: at 19-08-2007 04:53 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie

money ain't a thang......i am sure the most important points are to give her care and concern....call her sweet names....treat her well.....all that singing and kissing in the rain only work in white man's land///yes kissing is important but not in the rain especially in naija with all the flood and wet mud.....how to kiss....hhhmmmmmm.........

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Posted: at 20-08-2007 04:38 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

operonigga  , thanks for the merix, remix

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Posted: at 21-08-2007 08:40 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Everyone jus dey thank you like say he work. O boy, I do am till no 23 and she still dey vex.

I come try No. 24. She smile, pat me for head. Kiss me well well, for everywhere wey my body just dey shake with full enjoyment.

N0.24 na make you give am you credit card/Amex.

Posted: at 3-09-2007 01:55 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac

is that the 25th way......??

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Posted: at 6-01-2008 06:11 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

well i was having some problems with my babe and i tried out your recipe and here are my results


    1. i told her she was beautiful she spat at me.

    2. i held her hand and she twisted mine.

    3. i kissed her on the forehead she headbutt my lips

    4. i left her voice mail she changed her number.

    5. when she is upset i keep first aid kit beside me

    6. there are no small things, just bad things.

    7. never know where she is at.

    8. i always sweep the room always littered with shredded papers (my notes)

    9. the last time i did, that mom lost five pounds in two days.
 
   10. she likes being bald.

   11. am still nursing a broken nose

   12. thats my favorite spot to hide cos it is the last place she will come looking for me.

   13. to her nothing is funny.

   14. only when she is stinking drunk.

   15. when she is mad at me i get the hell out of town.

   16. that is the punishment i do for three hours

   17. she only like cactus.

   18. they will laugh at me.

   19. each time i do that i only end up crying. 

   20. posing the wrong will have the camera missiled towards me

   21. the last time i was in the rain she was chasing me with a rusty screw driver.

   22. that will result into countless bouts of hard and rough sex( how many can you do as a man???)

   23. national anthem is her favourite song.

Posted: at 6-01-2008 08:59 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming

whoa.....i like national anthems too......lol

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Posted: at 6-01-2008 12:04 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

reminds me of something similar........

Posted: at 6-01-2008 02:51 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero