chummyli at 7-09-2012 08:35 PM (12 years ago) (f)
There were two identical twins, Tom and Harry. Tom was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that Harry's wife died the same day Tom's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Tom and mistaking him for Harry said 'I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must be feeling terrible.' Tom, thinking she was talking about his boat said Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle' Now you know why the old lady fainted!
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Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 7-09-2012 08:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
zeigbo at 8-09-2012 12:30 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Nawooooooo
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:30 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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see joke hmmm
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 8-09-2012 10:14 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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YEYE
Posted: at 8-09-2012 10:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply kethey at 8-09-2012 10:54 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 8-09-2012 10:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply chummyli at 8-09-2012 11:57 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Una be yeye pipo
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 8-09-2012 11:57 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply kethey at 8-09-2012 11:59 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Chummuyili na u b no1 yeye
Posted: at 8-09-2012 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Chummuyili na u b no1 yeye
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 8-09-2012 01:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 8-09-2012 02:52 PM (12 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 8-09-2012 02:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 8-09-2012 04:51 PM (12 years ago) (f)
So wetin con happen after she faint?
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 8-09-2012 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply omomarty at 8-09-2012 09:36 PM (12 years ago) (f)
nice
Posted: at 8-09-2012 09:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Rihannaaa at 9-09-2012 05:02 AM (12 years ago) (f)
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 9-09-2012 05:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 9-09-2012 07:08 AM (12 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 9-09-2012 07:08 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply globala at 9-09-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago) (m)
i no wan read the yoke cuz i know if i read am finish i go faint!
Globala is the game!!!
Posted: at 9-09-2012 05:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Rihannaaa at 9-09-2012 08:25 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Worefa
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 9-09-2012 08:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply chummyli at 10-09-2012 06:26 AM (12 years ago) (f)
D best joke of d month
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 10-09-2012 06:26 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply Rihannaaa at 10-09-2012 07:59 AM (12 years ago) (f)
u sure? Why my own joke never be best joke of the month? I go start aluta for here ooo
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me!
Posted: at 10-09-2012 07:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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D best joke of d month
from wu?
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 10-09-2012 01:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 12-09-2012 03:53 AM (12 years ago) (m)
More yeye
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 12-09-2012 03:53 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply chummyli at 12-09-2012 11:17 PM (12 years ago) (f)
To Zeigbo yeye
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 12-09-2012 11:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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