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Date: 27-09-2012 10:48 am (12 years ago) | Author: Olagoke Olayemi Bamidele
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Akpos in a Brothel house................Enjoy this Joke

Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light
district.

The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpos.

His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy.
Can i help you?. the madam asked.

I want Linda, said Akpos.

Young Man, Linda is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps take someone else.

No, I must see Linda, Akpos replied.

Just then Linda appeared and announced to Akpos that she charges N50,000 per visit.

Akpos never blinked but reached into his pocket and
handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes.

The two went up to a room for an hour after which Akpos calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding Linda.
Linda explained to him that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. it was still N50,000.
Again, Akpos took out the money, the two went up to the room Α̲̅πϑ he calmly left an hour later.
When Akpos showed up the third consecutive night,
Ŋ☹ one could believe it. Again, he handed Linda the money and up to the room they went. 
At the end of the hour Linda questioned Akpos; No one has ever used my services three nights in a row.

Where are you from?. Akpos replied; I'm from Warri.

Really?. said Linda, I have a brother who lives there and does business.

Yes, I know! Akpos replied. He gave me N150,000 to give Ʋ.

Posted: at 27-09-2012 10:48 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Rihannaaa at 27-09-2012 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-09-2012 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-09-2012 11:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Ohoooooo

Posted: at 27-09-2012 11:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aquarium at 28-09-2012 09:06 AM (12 years ago)
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Hahaha. Funny Akpos, carry go.

Posted: at 28-09-2012 09:06 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jessymic at 28-09-2012 09:19 AM (12 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 28-09-2012 09:19 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 28-09-2012 09:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 28-09-2012 09:39 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 28-09-2012 03:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb4

Posted: at 28-09-2012 03:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 29-09-2012 04:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Not bad

Posted: at 29-09-2012 04:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 29-09-2012 04:40 PM (12 years ago)
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chopper!

Posted: at 29-09-2012 04:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-09-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago)
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I waka ni

Posted: at 29-09-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 1-10-2012 01:29 AM (12 years ago)
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 :Dnice one
Posted: at 1-10-2012 01:29 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 1-10-2012 09:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Undecided

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- ExpertTbright at 1-10-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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pros b fro  Roll Eyes

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