Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light
district.
The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpos.
His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy.
Can i help you?. the madam asked.
I want Linda, said Akpos.
Young Man, Linda is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps take someone else.
No, I must see Linda, Akpos replied.
Just then Linda appeared and announced to Akpos that she charges N50,000 per visit.
Akpos never blinked but reached into his pocket and
handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes.
The two went up to a room for an hour after which Akpos calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Linda.
Linda explained to him that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. it was still N50,000.
Again, Akpos took out the money, the two went up to the room Α̲̅πϑ he calmly left an hour later.
When Akpos showed up the third consecutive night,
Ŋ☹ one could believe it. Again, he handed Linda the money and up to the room they went.
At the end of the hour Linda questioned Akpos; No one has ever used my services three nights in a row.
Where are you from?. Akpos replied; I'm from Warri.
Really?. said Linda, I have a brother who lives there and does business.
Yes, I know! Akpos replied. He gave me N150,000 to give Ʋ.
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