Hypertension

Date: 16-10-2012 2:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Archigram
- at 16-10-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago)
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There was a man who was hypertensive, very very hypertensive such dat he faints at d slightest good nd bad news, one day he won 10 million naira, his wife got to know b4 hm, she didnt no how to tel him lest he faints or mayb die 4rm der, she finally decided to use her pastor cos she tot he could twist words
PASTOR: papa emeka, do u no God is gracious?
PA EMEKA: Yes pastor (wonderin)
PASTOR: mmm! Holy!! Papa emeka do u no dat God doz grt miracles??
PA EMEKA: yes oo! (getin mor interested)
PASTOR: If God gives u 10 mil naira, nw, wat xactly r u gonna do?
PA EMEKA: 10 million naira?...Ha! (smiling), i wil dash u 5 million naa....
ON HEARING DIS, THE PASTOR FAINTED!!

Posted: at 16-10-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Rihannaaa at 16-10-2012 06:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 16-10-2012 06:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 16-10-2012 10:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb4 remix
Posted: at 16-10-2012 10:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Archipro at 16-10-2012 10:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Na u post am??
Posted: at 16-10-2012 10:58 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 16-10-2012 11:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Old joke wit grey hairs
Posted: at 16-10-2012 11:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-10-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice old joke
Posted: at 16-10-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-10-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice old joke
Posted: at 16-10-2012 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 17-10-2012 12:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 16-10-2012 11:01 PM
Old joke wit grey hairs
chumyli leave am na newveans  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-10-2012 12:49 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-10-2012 01:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Okooo
Posted: at 17-10-2012 01:19 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 17-10-2012 06:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 17-10-2012 12:49 AM
chumyli leave am na newveans  Roll Eyes

I no hold am ooo but saying d whole truth and nofin but d truth cos d truth will set us free and if u abide by d truth ur life will be enlongated... So dats y am telling d newest bean on board d truth and truth is dat dis is OLD joke wit sag eyes and wrinkled body and dats d truth naaa abi una no de see clear?
Posted: at 17-10-2012 06:07 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 17-10-2012 07:49 AM (12 years ago)
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See preaching
Posted: at 17-10-2012 07:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 17-10-2012 07:57 AM (12 years ago)
opotofriko ,this joke don rotten long time ,
over posted post b4 b4 thing ,anyway more  Undecided Undecided boo
Posted: at 17-10-2012 07:57 AM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 17-10-2012 08:23 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 17-10-2012 08:23 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 17-10-2012 09:27 PM (12 years ago)
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E DON TEEEY
Posted: at 17-10-2012 09:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 18-10-2012 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Alright u try
Posted: at 18-10-2012 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-10-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Undecided
Posted: at 18-10-2012 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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