I had a boyfriend who is so hairy, I refused to go to the beach with him whenever the hairs grows on him... not until he have them cut. It piss me off sometimes...
— Obiangeli, Imo state
I always thought he was a vampire. He watched only Horror Vampire Movies and was obsessed with biting me on the neck. Once after fooling around, my shoulders were aching. When I took a look, they were covered in black-and-blue teeth marks!"
—Uduak, Kaduna State
My boyfriend is truly nice, loving and good-hearted. The problem? He is a heavy smoker like it's his job.
—Blessing, Lagos State
Posted: at | |