New Job Titles revealed, check yours!

Date: 20-10-2012 10:10 am (12 years ago) | Author: Kenny Opeyemi
- at 20-10-2012 10:10 AM (12 years ago)
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To Package urself no be crime... New JOB TITLES!

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)


Posted: at 20-10-2012 10:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 20-10-2012 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-10-2012 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-10-2012 12:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-10-2012 12:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 20-10-2012 02:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-10-2012 02:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-10-2012 05:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 20-10-2012 05:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- colenzo at 20-10-2012 06:19 PM (12 years ago)
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not funny

Posted: at 20-10-2012 06:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-10-2012 08:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Abi

Posted: at 20-10-2012 08:03 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 21-10-2012 04:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmm sweet joke  Kiss

Posted: at 21-10-2012 04:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 21-10-2012 05:06 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 21-10-2012 05:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 21-10-2012 07:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 21-10-2012 07:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-10-2012 12:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Teeth

Posted: at 23-10-2012 12:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 23-10-2012 01:06 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin do ur teeth?
Posted: at 23-10-2012 01:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 23-10-2012 01:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 23-10-2012 01:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 23-10-2012 02:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 23-10-2012 02:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 23-10-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 23-10-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princyboy at 23-10-2012 09:22 PM (12 years ago)
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U̶̲̥̅̊
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Posted: at 23-10-2012 09:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Finest123 at 24-10-2012 11:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-10-2012 11:04 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 24-10-2012 06:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Na u sabi

Posted: at 24-10-2012 06:05 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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