We r use to it

Date: 03-11-2012 4:49 pm (11 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 3-11-2012 04:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Here's a telephone conversation between
A man in Hurricane ravaged New York
and his friend Akpos in Lagos:
Akpos: I hope u guys are safe?
NY: Man all hell is breaking loose out
here!
Akpos: What's going on?
 NY: There is flooding everywhere
Akpos: Big deal we're used to that!
NY: People are dying man!
Akpos: We're used to that too!
NY: Look man the power's out we're in
darkness!
 Akpos: Welcome to our world!
NY: People can't get around no public
transport
Akpos:Fashola just banned Okada too
NY: The phone lines are out too, I'm
having to use my mobil
 Akpos: Me too bcos I have never used a land line!
NY: The police and Emergency services are
overwhelmed we don't feel safe from
criminals taking advantage of the
situation!
Akpos: Neither do we!
 NY: Hey man did Hurricane Sandy hit u
guys too???
Akpos: Since Independence oh

Posted: at 3-11-2012 04:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- Amaight at 3-11-2012 05:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol na me give am dis joke
Posted: at 3-11-2012 05:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 3-11-2012 06:07 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-11-2012 06:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 3-11-2012 07:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Amaight on  3-11-2012 05:46 PM
Lol na me give am dis joke

Ole
Posted: at 3-11-2012 07:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Amaight at 3-11-2012 07:35 PM (11 years ago)
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No lie joor
Posted: at 3-11-2012 07:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-11-2012 08:08 PM (11 years ago)
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ı just dey tıro dey go  Roll Eyes  hmm dey call am thıef e no tock  Undecided
Posted: at 3-11-2012 08:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 4-11-2012 09:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Who be dis pipo huh?
Posted: at 4-11-2012 09:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- colenzo at 5-11-2012 11:29 AM (11 years ago)
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well composed tumbs up
Posted: at 5-11-2012 11:29 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-11-2012 03:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 5-11-2012 03:45 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jessymic at 5-11-2012 03:47 PM (11 years ago)
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close that mouth before fly go enter inside
Posted: at 5-11-2012 03:47 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 5-11-2012 04:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 5-11-2012 04:13 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 6-11-2012 05:04 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: colenzo on  5-11-2012 11:29 AM
well composed tumbs up

Thanks jare
Posted: at 6-11-2012 05:04 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-11-2012 08:32 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 6-11-2012 08:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 8-11-2012 12:49 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 8-11-2012 12:49 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 9-11-2012 05:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Yea
Posted: at 9-11-2012 05:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ela214 at 9-11-2012 08:19 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 9-11-2012 08:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 9-11-2012 08:23 PM (11 years ago)
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THIS GAL DON TAKE D JOKE I TELL HER
Posted: at 9-11-2012 08:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-11-2012 08:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Na u sabi
Posted: at 9-11-2012 08:29 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngboss11 at 10-11-2012 02:22 PM (11 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 10-11-2012 02:22 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rihannaaa at 10-11-2012 02:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jessymic on  5-11-2012 03:47 PM
close that mouth before fly go enter inside
Shocked Are u talking to my sweet potato like that?
Posted: at 10-11-2012 02:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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