New Jobs Title In Naija

To Package urself no be crime


*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Do Not Forget Also that......

*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

*LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO) truly 9ja

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Posted: at 5-11-2012 09:33 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Dis same post dat I saw in joke forum 2 months ago....naim una carry cum fronth page nw.....I tire 4 unah o!

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Posted: at 5-11-2012 01:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Ashawo supplier= Procurement Expert,(PE)

Posted: at 5-11-2012 02:04 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

babe...which title be your own for these list......

Posted: at 5-11-2012 02:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 5-11-2012 02:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Sohpie how about your own profession,i mean  prostitution, what would you like us to call it ? 

Posted: at 5-11-2012 03:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wahala dey ooo

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Posted: at 5-11-2012 03:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

my head wan burst oooo

Posted: at 5-11-2012 04:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Admin which one be this now?

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Posted: at 5-11-2012 06:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Loooooool

Posted: at 5-11-2012 08:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero