Akpos was arrested in Lagos, by a group of LASTMA officials for driving on the BRT lane. His car was impounded while a N50,000.00k fine was levied on him!
Despite all begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car. So he asked them: "Okay, may i know where you are towing my car to?"
"We re taking it to Alausa" replied one of d LASTMA officia ls.
Immediately, Akpos burst into laughter: "Ha-ha-ha-ha"
All d LASTMA officials were taken aback with surprise and now closely looked @ him, wanting to know why he's laughing.
Immediately, Akpos brought out his phone began to speak this way: "Abu Qaqa, Ina kwana? (Good morning in Hausa) "No sir? "Not less than 30min before it will explode, the car has been arrested by LASTMA .... "Only 20 out of those new bombs are inside the car... And luckily, they are taking the car to the targeted destination...Alausa!
"I am coming back to Maiduguri alive now to carry out other mission.... "Thank you Sheik. Greet other faithfuls for me"
He rounded off his imaginary call...... And when he looked around, no Lastman was in sight!!! They have all vanished!!!
He smiled, entered his car and sped off, saying "Shege, dan burouba...
Posted: at 8-11-2012 01:37 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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