During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer and said "Pastor, I'll giveyou N50,000 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to that part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honour and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever', Please just omit it." So he gave the pastor 50kand walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding,when the time came for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Do you promise to loveand honour her, prostrate yourself before her, obey her every commandand wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and sweareternally before God and your lovelywife that you will NEVER EVER look atany other woman, as long as you bothshall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, answered in a tiny voice, "Yes I do" then leaned toward the pastor and whispered: "Oga, I thought we had a deal nau." The pastor quickly squeezed N60,000 into the groom's hand and whisperedback: "Nna I’m sorry. She offered 100k. I’ve added 10k to your money as interest. Good luck."
Posted: at 13-11-2012 11:35 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
buoyantic at 13-11-2012 12:07 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Wizard i knw na u go talk dat 1
Posted: at 13-11-2012 12:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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