Akpos stayed close to the cemetery so used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.
He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and rider and wouldn't dare ask him for money.
Akpos did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost.
One cool evening, Akpos boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction.
"MONEY?" the angry looking okada man asked.
Akpos was at his best, stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally;
"I don't have money!"
The okada man wouldn't take any of that, and kept insisting.
This frustrated Akpos, who later said;
"Ok, ok, follow me into the cemetery. .. to my room and I will pay you"
The okada man agreed and followed him till they got to one grave.
Akpos in his attempts to frighten the okada man knocked on the grave and screamed;
"Uche!, Uche!, Uche!, abeg give me N800 make I pay this stubborn okada man"
All of a sudden, a very big hand holding N1000 appeared through the grave accompanied with a voice saying;
"Take, this one na ma last card. . ."
Two pieces of shoes (both right leg) believed to belong to Akpos and the Okada man were found on the scene as at the time gathering this report.
We learnt Akpos ran home with fresh shittz all over his pants.
As u can see, he's yet to recover form the shock.
SHHHHHHH....Please don't wake him, we'll get the full gist when he wakes up. ..........................................................................................Evening pals n keep praying for Akpos quick recovery
Posted: at 14-11-2012 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
e go b lıke say na dog bıte psn 
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