Naija 4 life >>>>(1) Where a man Happily meet a ladyand when she goes back to her friends, their only question was "Is the guy loaded? (2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out ofoffice, they will turn to ethnic tigers. (3) Where a blind beggar will reject afake naira note. (4) Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets. (5) Where parents claim they always came first position in school. (6) Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE' (7) Where Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem. ( Where the Policeon a road block makes more money a day than motorist and their owners. (9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option when stuck in traffic jams (hold up). (10) Where you arejailed for stealing Maggi and yam and others given a chieftancy title for stealing billions and Front row seat in churches. (11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to geta job and to enter abus! (12) Where you arerobbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code and the charger. (13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people. (14) Where your type of GENERATORshows how RICH you are. (15) Where you caneasily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family membersin the village. (16) Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking, slim Man is despised in the street as a pauper. (17) Where if you where do anyhow you see anyhow. (18) Where generator is a social amenity. (19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. (20) Where People produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers (21) Where the man who had no shoes becomes the president. (22) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth leader of a party (PDP). (23) Where citizensare more afraid of Police than Armed robbers. (24) Where a civil servant saves$544,000 in her bank from Pure Water business in just 2 years. We are always proud to be called Nigerians despite all these odds.
Posted: at 15-11-2012 05:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
NEWRUMOUR at 15-11-2012 05:25 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Where is it na ?
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Posted: at 15-11-2012 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
where iz what? 
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