Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on The floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! He was Shocked by this, John hit His head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments'' Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked? John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you N10,000. " After a minute or, two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 PM on Friday; So John did went to her house at 2:00PM. After paying her the 10k they went to the bedroom, had sex for about Two hours, and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00PM, and asked his wife,"Did John come by this afternoon?" ''Shocked, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."Next Bill asked, "Did John give you 10k?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!'Reluctantly she says,"Yes, he did give me 10k." "Good, "Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed the 10k from me and said he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. "It's good to have a friend you can trust".....OUCH!!
Posted: at 22-11-2012 07:28 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
DaCutest at 22-11-2012 08:59 AM (11 years ago) (f)
It's da remix... but still amusing tho
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 22-11-2012 08:59 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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is dis a post or nansence ? And all of u bongo are commenting. 
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