We miss u (Page 5)

see as this one dey laff like goat wey no die well b4 them roast am .
i just dey waka dey laff dey go.

newbeans 

see talking ape ,i nor blem you,na newrumour way i give merecine way make him become smart monkey, con go teach you as him ape family how to read , now you don dey talk anyhow , well to let you know ,the merecine go soon expair and una go turn back to the chronic moronic morons as una be b4 , ijoit ape like you.
i just dey waka dey laff dey go . .

Thıs zoo gateman must be mad wetın ı tellam  ı tell am say ıf thıs anımal see sun he go brake the cage.
Thıs man must be mad the anımal don brake my cage.
And you  wakawaka ı know say u go don reach Jos by now but ı no send dey go bomb you @last 
ıf u lıke waka come back come repaır ur house ı mean my cage b4 u end up @ jos 

(puruntu  )

Make I carry my yeye comot 4 hia B4 dis dis new beans go do jungle justice 4 me.