Class Comparison

Date: 25-11-2012 6:24 pm (12 years ago) | Author: jabani gadzama
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- at 25-11-2012 06:24 PM (12 years ago)
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A teacher was preparing his class for an honourable visit by the principal of the school and the Minister of Education...

He tells the class: Lets do some comparisonsfor instance... When I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest...

[students nod]

Teacher: Big

Class: Big, bigger ,biggest

Teacher: Clean

Class: Clean, cleaner, cleanest...

Teacher: Tall

Class: Tall, taller, tallest

The teacher smiled and said: very good. Before he could say another thing the class continued...

Class: very good, very gooder, very goodest

Teacher: oh gosh!

Class:oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest

Teacher screams: stop it now!

Class: stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest

Teacher: oh please

Class: oh please, oh pleaser, oh pleasest

Teacher: look at me!!

Class: look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est

Teacher: what a disgrace.

Class: what a disgrace, what a disgracer,what a disgracest

Teacher[furious]: i don die

Class: i don die,.. i don dier, i don diest


   

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Posted: at 25-11-2012 06:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- globala at 25-11-2012 06:35 PM (12 years ago)
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poster please delete this thing you call joke before other commentators
go shout say na pb4, pb100 ,pb1000000, and if they comment and say
anything about wat i have written i will arrest u, take note earlier the better!

Posted: at 25-11-2012 06:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 25-11-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 25-11-2012 06:35 PM
poster please delete this thing you call joke before other commentators
go shout say na pb4, pb100 ,pb1000000, and if they comment and say
anything about wat i have written i will arrest u, take note earlier the better!
Roll Eyes

Posted: at 25-11-2012 06:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 25-11-2012 07:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 25-11-2012 06:35 PM
poster please delete this thing you call joke before other commentators
go shout say na pb4, pb100 ,pb1000000, and if they comment and say
anything about wat i have written i will arrest u, take note earlier the better!
hehehe Cheesy Pb4

Posted: at 25-11-2012 07:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 25-11-2012 07:55 PM (12 years ago)
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thank GOd u no open dat ur teeth

Posted: at 25-11-2012 07:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 25-11-2012 08:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Dat teeth wey fine pass ur rotten teeth. If i shine am, d spark go blind u. YEYE

Posted: at 25-11-2012 08:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 25-11-2012 09:05 PM (12 years ago)
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buh na dat ur rotten teethles mouth u open insult ma own?

Posted: at 25-11-2012 09:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 25-11-2012 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmm! JOKE  Lips Sealed

Posted: at 25-11-2012 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 25-11-2012 09:55 PM (12 years ago)
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yea joke...huh..

Posted: at 25-11-2012 09:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 25-11-2012 09:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Pb1000000000

Posted: at 25-11-2012 09:56 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 25-11-2012 09:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 25-11-2012 09:05 PM
buh na dat ur rotten teethles mouth u open insult ma own?
i nor get ur tym. Na attention u dey look for.

Posted: at 25-11-2012 09:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 25-11-2012 10:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 25-11-2012 09:56 PM
Pb1000000000
Ahh... leave ram nah the joke new for ı'm face  Undecided

Posted: at 25-11-2012 10:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 26-11-2012 03:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Pb4

Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 09:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 25-11-2012 09:59 PM
i nor get ur tym. Na attention u dey look for.
if u say so let it be Embarrassed

Posted: at 26-11-2012 09:38 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 26-11-2012 09:48 AM (12 years ago)
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Is dis a joke or a script ?    Roll Eyes

Posted: at 26-11-2012 09:48 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 09:51 AM (12 years ago)
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no, na memory verse

Posted: at 26-11-2012 09:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 26-11-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: NEWRUMOUR on 26-11-2012 09:48 AM
Is dis a joke or a script ?    Roll Eyes
Na yoke  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 26-11-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 26-11-2012 11:43 AM
Na yoke  Roll Eyes
tell ram

Posted: at 26-11-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ela214 at 26-11-2012 01:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 26-11-2012 01:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 26-11-2012 03:09 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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