While walking the course, the Hausa's wife's foot got caught in a rabbit hole, tripped, and fell. Her skirt flipped over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties. The Hausa man was very angry, and demanded to know why she wasn't wearing any underwear. "Well, dahlin'", she explained, "you give me so little money that I hav' ta make sacrifices. Usually, nobody notices."
The Hausa man pulls =N=20 out of his pocket. "Here! Go to Victoria Secrets and buy yourself some underwear."
Two holes further, the Ibo man's wife tripped on a molehill, and fell. Her skirt was up over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties either!
The Ibo man, obviously upset, asked his wife why she wasn't wearing any underwear. "Well, honey", she told him, "ya give me so little money, me cahn shop for no panty." The Ibo man pulls out =N=10 from his pocket. "Here! Go to K-Mart and get yourself some underwear!!"
Three holes later, the Ijebu man's wife tripped and fell into a sandtrap. She landed with her skirt over her head revealing that she too wasn't wearing any panties. Needless to say, the Ijebu man was very upset and embarrassed, and demanded an explanation. His wife's explanation was the same as the others.
Furious, the Ijebu man reached in his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. The least you could do is keep it neat."
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Quote from: stephmike on 21-04-2009 12:33 PM
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While walking the course, the Hausa's wife's foot got caught in a rabbit hole, tripped, and fell. Her skirt flipped over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties. The Hausa man was very angry, and demanded to know why she wasn't wearing any underwear. "Well, dahlin'", she explained, "you give me so little money that I hav' ta make sacrifices. Usually, nobody notices."
The Hausa man pulls =N=20 out of his pocket. "Here! Go to Victoria Secrets and buy yourself some underwear."
Two holes further, the Ibo man's wife tripped on a molehill, and fell. Her skirt was up over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties either!
The Ibo man, obviously upset, asked his wife why she wasn't wearing any underwear. "Well, honey", she told him, "ya give me so little money, me cahn shop for no panty." The Ibo man pulls out =N=10 from his pocket. "Here! Go to K-Mart and get yourself some underwear!!"
Three holes later, the Ijebu man's wife tripped and fell into a sandtrap. She landed with her skirt over her head revealing that she too wasn't wearing any panties. Needless to say, the Ijebu man was very upset and embarrassed, and demanded an explanation. His wife's explanation was the same as the others.
Furious, the Ijebu man reached in his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. The least you could do is keep it neat."
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