Akpos a Ghanian

Date: 05-12-2012 9:57 am (9 years ago) | Author: Taiwo
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Akpos a Ghanian, jst got admission into 1 of d nigerian institutions, at d 1st day of lecture the following conversation erupts.......
Lecturer(a female); lets bgin by reviewing xum nigerian history, Who said "I shall return to die in d land of my fathers?" she saw a sea of blank faces xcept 4 akpos who had his hand up,
Akpos; "KING JAJA OF OPOBO 1875"
Lecturer; "very good" who said " The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response xcept frm akpos "Obasanjo 1976" The lect snapped @ d class " class u shud b ashamed akpos who is new to our country knows our history dan U do" the lecturer heard aloud whisper "GHANA MUST GO" who said [email protected] she demanded, Akpos; "Buhari 1984" @ [email protected] point a student @ d back of d class scornfully said "Hmm u think u r smart" d lecturer glared n asked "All right!, Now who said [email protected]?" akpos said "Babangida to Abiola 1992" Hmmmm a student @ d back smiled n said " i dey laugh ooow" Akpos smiled back n said "Obasanjo to Atiku 2001", Now furious anoda student yelled; "Oh yeah!, Eat this" akpos smiled n replied "Indian mistress to Abacha 1998" Now wiv almost mob hyseria xum1 said "U little poo, if u say anytin again i ll kill U" akpos frantically yelled @ d top of his voice "Chris uba to Ngige 2004" d lecturer fainted, as d class gathered around her on d floor, xum1 said "Oh poo, we're in Big trouble nw" akpos whispered "chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose n Lucky Igbinedion 2007" xum2 angrilly said "Dnt ans him he is a fool" Akpos smiled n said " Obasanjo to IBB 2011" Now, d lecturer managed to get up n asked akpos "Who are u show yourself.......... Akpos jumped n said "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM 2012"

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- NEWRUMOUR at 5-12-2012 10:17 AM (9 years ago)
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- kayboy2luv at 5-12-2012 10:39 AM (9 years ago)
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- DaCutest at 5-12-2012 04:07 PM (9 years ago)
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- jabanz at 5-12-2012 04:18 PM (9 years ago)
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- Rihannaaa at 5-12-2012 04:38 PM (9 years ago)
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- globala at 5-12-2012 05:25 PM (9 years ago)
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- ExpertTbright at 5-12-2012 06:20 PM (9 years ago)
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