LMAO: Ridiculous Church Names In Nigeria

Guys… Check this out…All in Naija!!!

Here we go:
·        Jesus Of God Mission ( Imo State )
·        God's Mennonite Church
·        Guided Missiles Church  



·        JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
·        Healing Has Begun Ministry
·        God's Own Ministry
·        The True Assemblies of God Church  
·         Jehovah Sharp Sharp (Festac, Lagos )
·        Hurricane Miracle Ministry
·        Healing Tsunami Ministry
·        Satan in Trouble Ministry
·        Fire for Fire Ministry  
·        FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt )
·        Run For Your Life Ministry



Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
·        ·  The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
·        ·         Jesus Heal Ministry
·        ·         Face to face ministry
·        ·         Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
·        ·         Liquid Fire Ministries ( Suleja , Niger State)
·        ·         By fire By Fire Ministry
·        ·         HOLY FIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
·        ·         David Killed Goliath Ministry ( Kaduna)
·        ·         House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
·        ·         JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
·        ·         OPM - Other people's money (PH) (I have to be sure my source is right about this, but if Run for Your Life Chapel exists, why not OPM?)
·        ·         God in action ministries
·        ·         Moving mountain gospel church
·        ·         MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
·        ·         Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgbasa)
·        ·         Power Foundation Ministries, Aba .
·        ·         HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY ( Abuja )
·        ·         HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
·        ·         JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY ( Benin )
·        ·         Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
·        ·         Accredited Church of God
·        ·         Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba
·        ·         Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
·        ·         Ministry Of The unclad Wire - Bayelsa State
·        ·         LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD



And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God

·        ·         Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
·        ·         God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
·        ·         Fire burn ministries
·        ·         JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt
·        ·         Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
·        ·         Old time religion ministry
·        ·         Strong Hand of God ministry
·        ·         Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
·        ·         Trigger happy ministry. (Motto- always firing the devil)
·        ·         KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
·        ·         Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
·        ·         SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
·        ·         Perfect Christianity Ministry
·        ·         Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries



Elshaddai shall not die ministries ...pls note the “Powered by...” lol  

Courtesy: Adorablemi

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Posted: at 6-12-2012 10:25 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 6-12-2012 01:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 6-12-2012 01:44 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

OMG! Is this real? Jesus never fvck up ministry? WTH!

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Posted: at 6-12-2012 02:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

WITH ALL THESE MINISTRIES IN NAIJA ALONE, UNA STILL DEY EXPECT SEY JESUS GO COME DOWN.
REMEMBER SAY NA HIM BE THE ONLY SON WEY OUR PAPA GET OH.

Posted: at 6-12-2012 03:03 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Where is   I GO CHOP YOUR MONEY MINISTRY.
 PASTORS FOR VISA  MINISTRY?
TRAVEL ABROAD and I TAKE YOUR WIFE MINISTRY.

Posted: at 6-12-2012 03:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Comot for road ministry

Posted: at 6-12-2012 04:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 6-12-2012 04:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hahahahaha. Wat do u expect? Churches hav turned 2 jokes n moni making biz so deir names wil be ridiculous. And dey r damn 2 many yet 9ja is in chaos!

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Posted: at 6-12-2012 05:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

][url] [/url] are u talking from xperience? 

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Posted: at 6-12-2012 05:27 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero