Ways to identify mumu!!!

Date: 12-12-2012 11:58 pm (12 years ago) | Author: suny dave
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- at 12-12-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago)
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(1) He spends twenty minutes looking at
an orange juice box because it said,
"concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead
because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If you gave them a penny for their
intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(Cool He takes a ruler to bed to see how
long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application
where it says "Sign Here", he puts
"Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60
minutes".

(11) He invents a solar powered
flashlight.

(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, so he moves.

(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes
the 7 twice instead.

(14) He takes you to the airport and saw
a sign that said, "Airport left", and he
turned around and went home.

(15) He got locked in a furniture shop but
sleeps on the floor.

(16) He spends time reading thru the
above 15 points and analyses if he is
mumu!!!

Posted: at 12-12-2012 11:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jabanz at 13-12-2012 12:12 AM (12 years ago)
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thanx man, it didnt take me more than ! sec when i read this to identify/knw ure 1....thnax alot bro
Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 12:14 AM (12 years ago)
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why thanking me for showing ur traits....?
Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 13-12-2012 12:40 AM (12 years ago)
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well u jus exhibited 1 nd uve been exhibiting some b4 nw,,...u gave an acnt of ursef Tongue
Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:40 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shydaimma at 13-12-2012 12:45 AM (12 years ago)
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mtcheww
jus spoilt ma mood
Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:45 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 13-12-2012 12:47 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes nawao Undecided
Posted: at 13-12-2012 12:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 13-12-2012 04:20 AM (12 years ago)
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na joke? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 13-12-2012 04:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2012 07:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Waris dis
Posted: at 13-12-2012 07:20 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 08:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Skentenle bowayoyo for u all. Dont ask me the meaning of those two words o, cos i dont even know it.. Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2012 08:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 13-12-2012 08:05 AM (12 years ago)
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askram
Posted: at 13-12-2012 08:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 13-12-2012 08:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: tripple2love on 13-12-2012 08:05 AM
Skentenle bowayoyo for u all. Dont ask me the meaning of those two words o, cos i dont even know it.. Grin
i knew dat dis mumu yeye does not knw wat he is doing
Posted: at 13-12-2012 08:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 08:17 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jabanz on 13-12-2012 08:07 AM
i knew dat dis mumu yeye does not knw wat he is doing

Jagbajantis...this one wey your name sound like missile...."breaking news, Two Jabanz was thrown to Irag by Pakistian army yestday, 100000 dead, 4000000 injured.
Posted: at 13-12-2012 08:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shydaimma at 13-12-2012 09:32 AM (12 years ago)
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na anoda yeye joke be dat?
Posted: at 13-12-2012 09:32 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 13-12-2012 09:51 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-12-2012 09:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tripple2love at 13-12-2012 10:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Sure, joke of the day.
Posted: at 13-12-2012 10:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 13-12-2012 04:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: tripple2love on 13-12-2012 08:17 AM
Jagbajantis...this one wey your name sound like missile...."breaking news, Two Jabanz was thrown to Irag by Pakistian army yestday, 100000 dead, 4000000 injured.
i said it and iu will say it again dis guy nids medication
Posted: at 13-12-2012 04:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 13-12-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago)
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General hospital is free , Ambulance is coming 2 take u  Tongue
Posted: at 13-12-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 13-12-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Still Banned  Angry
Posted: at 13-12-2012 04:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 13-12-2012 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
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thx!
Posted: at 13-12-2012 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 13-12-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago)
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We heard
Posted: at 13-12-2012 06:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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