Whats is the difference

Date: 25-04-2009 4:39 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Mandy
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- at 25-04-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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The youngest son in the a family asked his father, Daddy, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'reality" Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?" Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire. Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy. Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars? Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million. Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially' we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay

Posted: at 25-04-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Emmanuel4christ at 25-04-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 25-04-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 26-04-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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ideology
Posted: at 26-04-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 26-04-2009 02:40 PM (15 years ago)
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kpa kpa
kpu
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ko
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no
funny.
logout
Posted: at 26-04-2009 02:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 28-04-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago)
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posted severally
Posted: at 28-04-2009 10:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 28-04-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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well i never knew was posted b4....but i think is always good to have a refreshing joke...so u can not forget it....hahahahhahaa
Posted: at 28-04-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chinwenduu at 29-04-2009 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 28-04-2009 10:49 AM
posted severally
yeh Grin
Posted: at 29-04-2009 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- ironlady at 29-04-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-04-2009 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-04-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: LadyBig2009 on 28-04-2009 03:43 PM
well i never knew was posted b4....but i think is always good to have a refreshing joke...so u can not forget it....hahahahhahaa

WELL U ARE RIGHT ANYWAY..... Cool
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 30-04-2009 01:18 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:18 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 30-04-2009 06:40 AM (15 years ago)
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well we need something new oo
Posted: at 30-04-2009 06:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 07:07 AM (15 years ago)
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I CONCUR
Posted: at 30-04-2009 07:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 30-04-2009 07:17 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin u dey talk about omo to se eye awon ayeee
Posted: at 30-04-2009 07:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 08:05 AM (15 years ago)
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respect.....
Posted: at 30-04-2009 08:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 30-04-2009 08:27 AM (15 years ago)
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read it before..thanx 4 sharing tho´
Posted: at 30-04-2009 08:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 30-04-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago)
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tanx bt no tanx
Posted: at 30-04-2009 11:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-04-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-04-2009 08:09 PM
pb4
Posted: at 30-04-2009 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmymth at 30-04-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago)
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why quoting somebody without a follow up comment?
Posted: at 30-04-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LadyBig2009 at 30-04-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago)
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emmymth...what do u mean?? or is ur bacteria up ur head too much?? hahahahahaa
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ironlady at 30-04-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 30-04-2009 08:27 AM
read it before..thanx 4 sharing tho´
gud girl
Posted: at 30-04-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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