ARE CURSED.
1 --> If you
download anything
from the internet
and it fails at 90%.
2 --> If you buy a
phone at 50K today
and the next day
the price drops to 25K.
3 --> You go to the
restaurant on your
first date, and after
eating fish, the
bone chokes u!
4 --> After working
for 30days, you get
fired without salary.
5 --> If you take
expo to the exam
hall and you can't
understand your
own handwriting.
6 --> If u chike a girl,
take her to your
room foraction and
Junior does not
stand.
7 --> If after using a
strong heavy
perfume, your body
odour still remains
stronger than RAID!
8 --> If after
photoshopping your
picture, you still
look ugly.
9 --> If you Break-
up with your
Boyfriend and he
wins 100M the next
day.
10 --> If the person
you were cursing
out in traffic turns
out to be the one
interviewing you for
a Job.
11 --> If you lied to
Armed Robbers that
you don't have a
phone, Then the
phone ringz withdis
tune (Chop my
money..I don't
care...)......
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