H*I*L*L*A*R*I*O*U*S Ronaldo!!! As He Congratulates Messi

Cristiano Ronaldo congratulates Lionel Messi on winning his fourth Ballon d’Or.

Dear Lionel,

I am writing you this note to offer my congratulations  on winning the Ballon d'Or.

Again. As you can see by the look on my face, I am very happy for you. Please forgive me for not congratulating you at the gala, but
since I am so tall and statuesque and you are so tiny and maintain terrible posture, I couldn't find you in the crowd. Also, since
someone played a joke on you by telling you to wear that garish spotted jacket and tie, I didn't want to keep you from getting home
and changing your clothes as fast as you possibly could. That's how thoughtful I am.

It was another tremendous year for me, and, supposedly, for you as well. You had to set a world record in order to score more goals
than me. Of course, smart people know that team accomplishments  are far more important than personal achievements and I helped my club to win La Liga in 2012 whereas you only helped your club win the Copa del Rey. The year my club only won the Copa del Rey, I did not win the Ballon d'Or. I
suppose this just shows that voters hold me to a higher standard than you.

Anyway, you have now won the Ballon d'Or a record four times in row. I guess you're happy about that. Yet, Andy Gray, England's
most respected sexist broadcaster, has questioned whether you could play well on a cold night in Stoke. After all, you have only
won titles for one club, whereas I have won titles for clubs in La Liga and the Premier League. But very few players have the
physical talent and mental strength to prove themselves on different teams and in different leagues, so you should only feel a
little bit bad about that.

People are always trying to compare you and I, but there really is no comparison. Yes, we were both named after Americans -- I was
named after Ronald Reagan, a talented actor and two-term president, whereas you were named after Lionel Richie, a man who sang about dancing on the ceiling. Which is both impossible and patently ridiculous. I impregnated a woman and created a child in 2010, but it took you until 2012 to figure out how to do those things. I grew tall and strong naturally and you needed enough growth hormones to make even Lance Armstrong feel guilty in order to be neither of those things. Also, I wear proper tuxedos to formal events while you wear a suit made out of
clown pants. So comparing us is both silly and unfair.

In conclusion, I congratulate you, Leo. But remember: No matter how many Ballon d'Or awards you win, I still won it first.

Confidently yours,

Cristiano Ronaldo, CR7 'The only 1'

P.S. My apologies for writing this letter in English, one of several languages I am able to speak, when I know you only speak Spanish.

Maybe Cesc or Pique will translate it for you

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Posted: at 9-01-2013 11:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa beef. Dn't beef d dwarf oh sorry d man Leonel, beef lie lie FIFA.

Posted: at 10-01-2013 05:58 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

VERY FUNNY MISCHIEF.....

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Posted: at 18-01-2013 12:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Give honour 2 whom it is due!

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Posted: at 18-01-2013 02:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac