1. In your profile picture you are still with your ex holding each other or even kissing......GROW UP AND LET GO!!!!
2. Your are using fake profile photos or photos of cars, bikes, river, animals etc.....this aint an animal book or a museum lol its FACEBOOK unless you are faceless.
You don't love yourself......love yourself first and be proud before someone else loves YOU!!!!!
3. You wrote on your profile that you know French, American- English, German etc... But when someone inboxes you in German you are Like wtf!! ....lol Stop this Swagg and be cool!!!
4. You send the same message to 12 ladies when flirting and you even forgot to check their profiles.... you dont know that some are using computers and even passwords..... And they make a fool of you......wapuba lol ......Be smart ....phones are better than you!!!!
5. Your updates aare so boring........ E.g damn its soo cald, I just came frm class, I h ave cramps, am wearing a grey jacket today.... And only you ex comments to make you feel good,,,,WTF!! And yet you say , you are funny BORR-OW SENSE OF HUMOR FROM COMEDY SHOWS!!!
6. You say that you are workin for company ..... But it doesn't , thats a lie.
Beaware.
7. You flirt with a lady and fall in lust then you put ur status as engaged but then engaged to is not shown lol no comment!
8. All your photos are taken with your ex bf. Cause the posing aint that cool.... I mean you are half naked or is it haf dressed.
9. You updates hurts on all men or ladies cause your ex ditched you and yuo now think everyone is the same....come on get a life!!!
10. You love facebook inbox more than anything else..... Such that you cannot stay for one hour without checking......lol u are sick addict....go out n try other apps....your wall is always clean but inside lol don't for get you are dating a hacker who can see your inbox....
11. Tagging evryone in your photo for attention........to be continued.
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