OPEN LETTER TO GOD - BY AKPORS.

Date: 14-01-2013 6:31 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Ugwaka Emeka
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OPEN LETTER TO GOD - BY AKPORS.
Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in your area
so I’ll
simply say good day Sir. I’m very
grateful for
making me experience 2013 and I’m
sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013
but I don’t want to lie because you
already know my
future. Please help me be a better and
more
successful person this year. Also protect
and
bless my family, friends and fans. I
hereby present some personal issues
before
you:
1] Will Nigeria be better this year or
ever? If no I seek your approval to go
and take up citizenship
somewhere else but if yes be fast before
they
empty our treasury and our oil wells run
dry.
2] Please help us with the exchange
rate. Help the
Naira catch up with the dollar.
3] Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If
no, what are Boko Haram and
Kidnappers doing here?
4] Do we allow GEJ do another term? If
no please do something before we
‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5] Adjust the brain of our youths so that
their
savings will end up in bank accounts not
boutiques and night clubs.
6] There are more diseases now than
brands of
condom available.
What do we do? Urgent
answer required.
7] Please is your son coming soon? We
have
forgotten the meaning of true love since
the last
time he came.
8] Please I need your BB pin if possible, I
want to
send you pictures and links of what
pastors and government officials are
doing with our money.
I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say
thank you.
Yours Faithfully
APKORS ZAMUEL

Posted: at 14-01-2013 06:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 14-01-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Am change man dats why I don't want to talk

Posted: at 14-01-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-01-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Am change man dats why I don't want to talk Sad

Posted: at 14-01-2013 06:35 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Engremmy at 14-01-2013 06:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Even mi dat post dis no wan talk self
Posted: at 14-01-2013 06:36 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Engremmy at 14-01-2013 06:40 PM (11 years ago)
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I no no hw person copy dis post for mi oooooooo.........God dey cee you
Posted: at 14-01-2013 06:40 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 14-01-2013 08:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Engremmy on 14-01-2013 06:40 PM
I no no hw person copy dis post for mi oooooooo.........God dey cee you
U be adamu de barber  Angry
ı commentıng my server for you  Angry

Posted: at 14-01-2013 08:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- onyeozo at 19-03-2013 06:50 AM (11 years ago)
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ok naa
Posted: at 19-03-2013 06:50 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2013 02:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Ask ram

Posted: at 26-03-2013 02:29 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bado_59 at 26-03-2013 03:57 PM (11 years ago)
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 akpors the faithful worshpper
Posted: at 26-03-2013 03:57 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2013 06:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh

Posted: at 26-03-2013 06:43 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 28-03-2013 05:31 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 28-03-2013 05:31 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- noblegen at 28-03-2013 05:48 AM (11 years ago)
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Na copy and paste.........na Okey Bakasi joke bi dis
Posted: at 28-03-2013 05:48 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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