A WOMAN WENT TO HER PRIEST WITH A PROBLEM

Date: 29-04-2009 2:57 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
 Kiss Roll Eyes Shocked Grin Embarrassed

Posted: at 29-04-2009 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omatseye at 29-04-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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WHERE U DEY SINCE
Posted: at 29-04-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-04-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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posted 1trillion times ooooo...
Posted: at 29-04-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- iphie at 29-04-2009 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b5 babe
Posted: at 29-04-2009 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-04-2009 03:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: iphie on 29-04-2009 03:02 PM
posted b5 babe
only 5 times ke  Angry ... na lie, e don reach 1trillion times wey i don see this joke before... quinzee, dis you post no sell at all at all... if na to take mouth pieces somebody, na there you feather go begin come out.. Grin
Posted: at 29-04-2009 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 29-04-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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lol...
Posted: at 29-04-2009 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 29-04-2009 03:38 PM (14 years ago)
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krist u dey find trouble o, moreover wetin b ya own na, she don learn her lesson

@omatsye, who teach u to laf
Posted: at 29-04-2009 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 29-04-2009 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-04-2009 03:00 PM
posted 1trillion times ooooo...
eh!eh! but seing and reading it for the first time
Posted: at 29-04-2009 03:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-04-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 29-04-2009 03:59 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-04-2009 03:00 PM
posted 1trillion times ooooo...
eh!eh! but seing and reading it for the first time
na true say na first time wey you go read am for here... but dis joke don dey since imo-river.... na old joke.. Grin
Posted: at 29-04-2009 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 29-04-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-04-2009 04:02 PM
Quote from: favourtee on 29-04-2009 03:59 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-04-2009 03:00 PM
posted 1trillion times ooooo...
eh!eh! but seing and reading it for the first time
na true say na first time wey you go read am for here... but dis joke don dey since imo-river.... na old joke.. Grin
wetin be imo river again...
?? eh!eh!
Posted: at 29-04-2009 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 13-05-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago)
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na God go sama dat ur mouth for u omat and krist


as for favourtee and iphie thanks for alwaix watching my back
ur angels girls if not for u two this two boys would hav killed me long time ago
Posted: at 13-05-2009 10:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-05-2009 01:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 13-05-2009 10:35 AM
na God go sama dat ur mouth for u omat and krist


as for favourtee and iphie thanks for alwaix watching my back
ur angels girls if not for u two this two boys would hav killed me long time ago
Posted: at 13-05-2009 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- shuntel at 13-05-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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i dnt want 2 sound sooo rude bt plss dis joke is tooo tooo dry
Posted: at 13-05-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- around_d_corner at 13-05-2009 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 29-04-2009 02:57 PM
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
 Kiss Roll Eyes Shocked Grin Embarrassed
nice stuff but not new
Posted: at 13-05-2009 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 13-05-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: shuntel on 13-05-2009 01:56 PM
i dnt want 2 sound sooo rude bt plss dis joke is tooo tooo dry
oh oh oooooo.....
guess you're in for a big trouble with quinzee....
Posted: at 13-05-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- around_d_corner at 13-05-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago)
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passin again
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 13-05-2009 10:35 AM
na God go sama dat ur mouth for u omat and krist


as for favourtee and iphie thanks for alwaix watching my back
ur angels girls if not for u two this two boys would hav killed me long time ago
you are welcome jare  quinzee mi
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 04:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: shuntel on 13-05-2009 01:56 PM
i dnt want 2 sound sooo rude bt plss dis joke is tooo tooo dry
welcome to the world
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 13-05-2009 03:52 PM
Quote from: shuntel on 13-05-2009 01:56 PM
i dnt want 2 sound sooo rude bt plss dis joke is tooo tooo dry
oh oh oooooo.....
guess you're in for a big trouble with quinzee....

ehehe!
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: around_d_corner on 13-05-2009 04:06 PM
passin again
u find  anytin new?
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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