A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
Posted: at 29-04-2009 02:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
omatseye at 29-04-2009 02:59 PM (16 years ago) (m)
WHERE U DEY SINCE
Posted: at 29-04-2009 02:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 29-04-2009 03:07 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: iphie on 29-04-2009 03:02 PM
posted b5 babe
only 5 times ke ... na lie, e don reach 1trillion times wey i don see this joke before... quinzee, dis you post no sell at all at all... if na to take mouth pieces somebody, na there you feather go begin come out..
Posted: at 29-04-2009 03:07 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
nice stuff but not new
Posted: at 13-05-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
... na lie, e don reach 1trillion times wey i don see this joke before... quinzee, dis you post no sell at all at all... if na to take mouth pieces somebody, na there you feather go begin come out.. 
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