The Saints Gospel Church last year decided not to go their usual way of giving their annual harvest. The pastor decided to employ new tactics to motivate his members to give higher harvest. So before the harvest, he announced to the congregation that the harvest for that particular year was going to be giving according to the beauty of each ones husband or wife. On the day of harvest the congregation really gave out their all ranging from 20,000 naira to 5,000,000 naira to prove that they really admired their spouses. The pastor's tactics would have worked to perfection if not for the fact that the richest man in the church who usually gave the highest every year, that particular year gave the least amount. This rich man drove in with his car and walked hurriedly from the back to front with a big frown on his face and dropped 20 kobo in the harvest bowl. The pastor who looked totally amazed, inquired the reasons for the rich man's action. The rich man in an attempt to answer, held the pastor by the hand and dragged him to where his car was parked outside. The richman then openned the rear door of the car and there sat the richmans wife with veil covering her face. The pastor who still didn't get what was really going on, asked the richman again about his actions. the richman in reply removed the veil covering her wife's face and the pastor who couldn't look at the woman for the second time, rushed into the church screaming and ordering the ushers to give the man a change of 18 kobo. [/b]
Posted: at 4-02-2013 05:36 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
ExpertTbright at 4-02-2013 05:54 PM (12 years ago) (m)
nıce joke there
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 4-02-2013 05:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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