AKPOMIEMIE AND REINHARD BONKE..LIVE IN WARRI

Date: 30-04-2009 3:02 pm (12 years ago) | Author: bob peter
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- at 30-04-2009 03:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in delta state for a convention. He climbed on the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes had he started that he noticed that the congregation were grumbling and leaving. he called on the nearest man(akpomiemie) and asked why they were leaving and Akpomiemie answered "sir, they no undersatand your big english, Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistantce. This is what ensued:

 

Reinhard Bonke: "As it was in the bible"

Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for the bible side"

Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"

Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus fall in the canoe with him pallies"

Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"

Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"

Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"

Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"

Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master"

Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala bros bros"

Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calm down the wind"

Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus  rise and arrange the yawa"

Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith"

Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him pallies,shake him head and say UNA FALL MY HAND"

Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 30-04-2009 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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LOLOUD...

Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 30-04-2009 03:14 PM (12 years ago)
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crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 03:15 PM (12 years ago)
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shuo...warri na village na......
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 30-04-2009 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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ya own abi, anyway warri no dey carry last
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 03:21 PM (12 years ago)
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tanx...
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 30-04-2009 03:32 PM (12 years ago)
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na pls....funny!
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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tanx babe....
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 30-04-2009 03:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 30-04-2009 03:36 PM
tanx babe....
dont mention dear...
 i still dey learn pigdin..
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 30-04-2009 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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u no go tank me self
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 30-04-2009 03:41 PM (12 years ago)
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shuo...na by force....
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 1-05-2009 08:08 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 1-05-2009 08:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 1-05-2009 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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phyuk me for laughing,lolsz..hahahahahahha
Posted: at 1-05-2009 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bigbaby at 1-05-2009 08:46 PM (12 years ago)
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heheehehehehehehehe i nor fit laff
bellle dey pain me
Posted: at 1-05-2009 08:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 1-05-2009 08:56 PM (12 years ago)
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haha u get belle ni..how many months
Posted: at 1-05-2009 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bigbaby at 1-05-2009 08:57 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe i just born now u 4get twins
Posted: at 1-05-2009 08:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 1-05-2009 09:00 PM (12 years ago)
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oooh i c dats one of their pix abi nice!!my own pregnancy will due in 2 months
Posted: at 1-05-2009 09:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bigbaby at 1-05-2009 09:02 PM (12 years ago)
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ok ehehehehhehe i nor fit laff jor
Posted: at 1-05-2009 09:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 1-05-2009 09:03 PM (12 years ago)
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na stripod wey dey for dis forum get am!!!how are d twins doing
Posted: at 1-05-2009 09:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bigbaby at 1-05-2009 09:06 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
who be stripod i have meet him yet ooo ween are u introducing us ooooooo

the twins are fine ooooooo

dey are with there father
Posted: at 1-05-2009 09:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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