Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in delta state for a convention. He climbed on the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes had he started that he noticed that the congregation were grumbling and leaving. he called on the nearest man(akpomiemie) and asked why they were leaving and Akpomiemie answered "sir, they no undersatand your big english, Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistantce. This is what ensued:
Reinhard Bonke: "As it was in the bible"
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for the bible side"
Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"
Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus fall in the canoe with him pallies"
Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala bros bros"
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calm down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus rise and arrange the yawa"
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith"
Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him pallies,shake him head and say UNA FALL MY HAND"
Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 30-04-2009 03:10 PM (16 years ago) (f)
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Posted: at 30-04-2009 03:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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