hahahahaaaaa

YOU KNOW IT'S A NAIJA MOVIE
WHEN...

~ Chief is inside the car with the
glasses windup, armed robbers
attack and shoots at chief, the bullet
won't break the glass but
will kill chief inside the car..:
How come ??
~ A man shoots himself on the
head 3 times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?
~ RMD remembering when he
was still 7 years old as far back as
1960 and suddenly a HUMMER
passes in front of him.......
Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's
food.
She stirs the poison so that it will
circulate to all parts of the meal
and then she tastes it.
Zack Orji dies while she survives.
Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back to 1982
and behind him is a sign board
"Vote for Goodluck" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is
washing plates and he suddenly
becomes an adult in his 20's still
washing the same plates and
wearing the same trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted as a poor
woman suffering in the village
and has to do serious farm work
to survive, only for you to see that her
fingernails are fixed with long
plastic nails and painted crimson
red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again
village girl, yet has tattoos on her
body.
~ Someone dies with low cut and
his spirit comes back wearing
afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to
poison her husband, then she
opens her food cabinet and brings out
the substance.
Is poison part of cooking
ingredients?
~ They shoot you on the leg yet
blood start coming out from your
nose.
~ John Okafor(Ibu) is the father of
Nkem Owoh.. Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you
die...?

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Posted: at 20-02-2013 02:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 20-02-2013 03:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

Y naaaa

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Posted: at 20-02-2013 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

U sabi am

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Posted: at 20-02-2013 03:55 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

war

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Posted: at 23-02-2013 10:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I see

Posted: at 24-02-2013 12:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I
 C

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Posted: at 25-02-2013 12:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Beta do ooo

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Posted: at 27-02-2013 02:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

Police go use old peugeot pursue armed robbers wey dey drive 2010 Hilux, and dem go still catch d thieves...na jazz?

Posted: at 27-02-2013 05:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 1-03-2013 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero