Ways to die!!

Date: 19-04-2013 12:31 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Rahina Haruna
- at 19-04-2013 12:31 PM (12 years ago)
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An elderly man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.
MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this pretty girl here.
YOUNG MAN: Sorry sir...he put off the light.

After a long time in the traffic without movement, the pretty girl stretched with her hands in the air and a serious odour came out from her armpit. Immediately the elderly man said to young man.
MAN: Light the ciga!
YOUNG MAN: Sir?
MAN: Are u deaf? I say light the ciga!!!
YOUNG MAN: Ok sir.
[He lit d cigarette]
MAN: Blow it to my nose, bloooow it!!!
YOUNG MAN: Yes sir.
MAN: It is better to die this way than to die that way!

Posted: at 19-04-2013 12:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 19-04-2013 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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U gat to be kidding me
Posted: at 19-04-2013 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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runnıng to buy whıte london  Roll Eyes dıs yeye don mess  Sad
Posted: at 19-04-2013 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 19-04-2013 07:05 PM (12 years ago)
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poster any hw wey u wan take kill the man e no concern me............weda na ur armpit or ur downpit...I dont care
Posted: at 19-04-2013 07:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 19-04-2013 09:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 19-04-2013 07:05 PM
poster any hw wey u wan take kill the man e no concern me............weda na ur armpit or ur downpit...I dont care
Hiohiohiohiohiohiohio
Posted: at 19-04-2013 09:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mary11 at 20-04-2013 09:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Poster u no baff b4 u comot 4 houz?
Posted: at 20-04-2013 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-04-2013 10:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 20-04-2013 10:04 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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