A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.
That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Posted: at 20-05-2009 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ironlady at 22-05-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) (f)
wat are u suppose to do if i say i dont like u ?mumu just ignore nonsense!ish n never call ma dad cause if u do u wont like wat am gonna do to u so get lost n kristi hehe dats my friend so dont mess with me or i ma mess with ur face n shut d fu ck up right now
Posted: at 22-05-2009 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
Kristiantus at 25-05-2009 11:36 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: ironlady on 22-05-2009 08:51 PM
wat are u suppose to do if i say i dont like u ?mumu just ignore nonsense!ish n never call ma dad cause if u do u wont like wat am gonna do to u so get lost n kristi hehe dats my friend so dont mess with me or i ma mess with ur face n shut d fu ck up right now
plz ironlady we don't need this here anymore now. plz... you guys were going on well but... wetin cum bring dis kind beef between una too na him i no understand ooo? @quinzee: you went abit fear by bringing her dad into dis.... abegi.
Posted: at 25-05-2009 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
favourtee at 25-05-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) (f)
hehehe! my sweet ironlady.. Remember what i told you some days ago .. please take it easy Q Quinzee,.. we are friends and family here, dont let us bring our parents in... WE ARE FAMILY:. No Fight my Darling (s)
Posted: at 25-05-2009 11:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 25-05-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: favourtee on 25-05-2009 11:41 AM
hehehe! my sweet ironlady.. Remember what i told you some days ago .. please take it easy Q Quinzee,.. we are friends and family here, dont let us bring our parents in... WE ARE FAMILY:. No Fight my Darling (s)
i wonder wetin you first see today? so better thing fit cum from iraq... na waoooooooooooooooooo.....
Posted: at 25-05-2009 11:43 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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