The Most Wanted

Date: 17-05-2013 4:48 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 17-05-2013 04:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Hey! The police are after someone wit the description of sexy, handsome, out going, funny and amazing!.... your safe cuz u are not....But help me, wia can I hide!?.....U knw Its too hard to loose someone who is 99% cute.., 98% sweet.., 97% loving.., 96% talented and 100% friendly......... What a waste of life if you loose me....Anywayz..........I thought a thought...,But the thought I thought was not the thought I thought I thought....If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought..., I wouldn't have thought so much....but now I thought I wuld have been as ugly as u so I can be safe as well......Dont jealous or envy me cuz am sexy, handsome, amazing friendly and funny.....cuz now d police is lookin for me and all d galz are afta me.....but I dont knw wia to hide..I am now the most wanted just for being cute.....culd u pls help me out?

Happy Weekend


Posted: at 17-05-2013 04:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- mary11 at 17-05-2013 05:36 PM (10 years ago)
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Dis guy wey don old 4 dis forum still dey post something like this?#old yeye

Posted: at 17-05-2013 05:36 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Erejuwa at 17-05-2013 05:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 17-05-2013 05:36 PM
Dis guy wey don old 4 dis forum still dey post something like this?#old yeye
ask *am

Posted: at 17-05-2013 05:43 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 18-05-2013 12:05 PM (10 years ago)
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Tongue-twist ahhhhh but anywayz ok
Posted: at 18-05-2013 12:05 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-05-2013 01:56 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 17-05-2013 05:36 PM
Dis guy wey don old 4 dis forum still dey post something like this?#old yeye

weed no gud 4 ur body

Posted: at 18-05-2013 01:56 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 18-05-2013 03:58 PM (10 years ago)
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 police are after u cos of that monkey wey u kill last night nocum de deceive ur self for here

 Tongue Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 18-05-2013 03:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-05-2013 05:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 18-05-2013 03:58 PM
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 police are after u cos of that monkey wey u kill last night nocum de deceive ur self for here

 Tongue Tongue Tongue

weed gud 4 ur body well well.....make u continue dey smoke am cuz u nid am

Posted: at 18-05-2013 05:17 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 18-05-2013 05:31 PM (10 years ago)
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dat ur face wey be lyk wetin dem dey use do ogi na em u dey call cute ?

Posted: at 18-05-2013 05:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 19-05-2013 09:00 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 18-05-2013 05:31 PM
dat ur face wey be lyk wetin dem dey use do ogi na em u dey call cute ?

I knw ur problem....ur jealous

Posted: at 19-05-2013 09:00 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 20-05-2013 10:09 AM (10 years ago)
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Yeye boi

Posted: at 20-05-2013 10:09 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 20-05-2013 12:31 PM (10 years ago)
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Chummyli hw dare u call me dat?... anywayz, thank God u cum hia now... make I hide under ur canopy abeg
 

Posted: at 20-05-2013 12:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 20-05-2013 12:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 19-05-2013 09:00 AM
I knw ur problem....ur jealous

 i don suffer jealous ke, who i dey jealous Huh?

Posted: at 20-05-2013 12:37 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 20-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 20-05-2013 12:37 PM
i don suffer jealous ke, who i dey jealous Huh?

Thank God say u don talk am now......, so na bcuz u don suffer datz why u jealous me abi

Posted: at 20-05-2013 12:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 20-05-2013 03:27 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-05-2013 12:46 PM
Thank God say u don talk am now......, so na bcuz u don suffer datz why u jealous me abi
i no blame u  na dat thing wey u keepfor houx na em dey give u mind abi ??

Posted: at 20-05-2013 03:27 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 20-05-2013 03:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 20-05-2013 03:27 PM
i no blame u  na dat thing wey u keepfor houx na em dey give u mind abi ??

so u be wan blame me bf?...... like say na me cus the suffer wey u dey suffer.......just come under the canopy of God make the suffer stop.....na im I kip my houx wey give me mind ooo

Posted: at 20-05-2013 03:44 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 20-05-2013 07:21 PM (10 years ago)
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smiling and walking away  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 20-05-2013 07:21 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 20-05-2013 09:52 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 20-05-2013 07:21 PM
smiling and walking away  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

smiling too and walking away wit u...maybe u can hide me under ur armpit sorry I mean ur private canopy


Posted: at 20-05-2013 09:52 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 20-05-2013 10:25 PM (10 years ago)
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Stephen roll am well well u hear......u fit roll ur waist join sef....in fact roll all ur body join....nothing do u

Posted: at 20-05-2013 10:25 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 21-05-2013 07:04 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-05-2013 09:52 PM
smiling too and walking away wit u...maybe u can hide me under ur armpit sorry I mean ur private canopy


Lols
Posted: at 21-05-2013 07:04 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 21-05-2013 02:31 PM (10 years ago)
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u fear nonsense
Posted: at 21-05-2013 02:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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