Brothel Under Construction

Date: 24-05-2013 8:53 am (10 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 24-05-2013 08:53 AM (10 years ago)
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Teacher said to d class...,"Children, 2morrow I would like u to give me an example of a development dat is currently being built near ur home,, and what is d advantage of dis new development...... At d end of d class, teacher asks all d little girls to remain behind for 5mins...... Teacher said:... "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints frm ur parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks... It is very likely dat 2morrow he is going to say something dirty...dat is why I am asking you all to avoid any further problems dat if he says anything dat appears rude,, u all will get up and leave d classroom.."Everybody agreed to this plan. .........Next day - Time for d assignment...
.Anita: Near my home, a supermarket is being built... Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk" Teacher: "Very good!
Suzie:..Near my home, they are building a furniture factory... My daddy is a carpenter and dis permits him to work near home...Teacher: "Excellent,
At dis point, little Johnny's hand shoots up n d Teacher asks: "Oh heavens, Johnny tell me what new development is being built near your home.
Little Johnny:...Near my home, they are building a brothel...." As planned, all d young ladies get up and proceed to leave.... Little Johnny says, "Hey relax...sluts,, it hasn't opened yet!...its still under construction!

Posted: at 24-05-2013 08:53 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
- ExpertTbright at 24-05-2013 06:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Abı naa
Posted: at 24-05-2013 06:53 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 24-05-2013 11:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Abi o... Dose gals sef no get sense!
Posted: at 24-05-2013 11:07 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Johnykyle at 25-05-2013 08:38 AM (10 years ago)
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Hahaha
Posted: at 25-05-2013 08:38 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 25-05-2013 10:20 AM (10 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 25-05-2013 10:20 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- etibaba at 25-05-2013 10:27 AM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 25-05-2013 10:27 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 25-05-2013 10:30 AM (10 years ago)
still  Undecided boo
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- at 25-05-2013 04:13 PM (10 years ago)
another  Undecided boo
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- globala at 25-05-2013 09:37 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 25-05-2013 09:37 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 25-05-2013 09:40 PM (10 years ago)
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- chummyli at 28-05-2013 03:12 PM (10 years ago)
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Nawaa
Posted: at 28-05-2013 03:12 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 28-05-2013 11:42 PM (10 years ago)
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for dem
Posted: at 28-05-2013 11:42 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- emmy2011 at 29-05-2013 04:49 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-05-2013 04:49 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- francischi at 29-05-2013 04:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-05-2013 04:53 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 30-05-2013 02:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Nawaa again
Posted: at 30-05-2013 02:41 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-06-2013 05:06 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-06-2013 05:06 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-06-2013 12:20 PM (10 years ago)
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- jossy4reall at 30-10-2013 10:51 AM (10 years ago)
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ohiohio
Posted: at 30-10-2013 10:51 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-10-2013 01:48 PM (10 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 30-10-2013 01:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 30-10-2013 02:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 30-10-2013 02:33 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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