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![-]( "phunny") phunny at 9-06-2013 12:21 PM (11 years ago)  (m) Confirm:
(1)All women MUST get married!
No man should go unpunished.
(2)When you scream God's name during sex, I wonder if you're trying to remind Him to punish u later."
(3)The day a Ghost got involved in
an accident was the day i stopped watching Nollywood."
(4)What's the relationship between Rain & PHCN in Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing..
(5)Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-Cream and tells u to help him with T-fare cos he's Stranded.. pls shoot Him!"
(6)He did the Exam so well that He Took the Answer Scripts Home to show His Room-mates"
(7) You try to call your GF from a public call centre on her street, and Her number
appears as 'Sweet Heart'
(8)Just put currency sign in front of your pin and igbo girls would add Ɣøû ASAP. $2737A4A7"
(9)If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible & anointing oil or Qu'ran as Vals
gift, free her, na WITCH"
(10)They say love is more important than money. Pls try paying a lagos conductor
with a hug."
(11)In a Nigerian Home...If your
friend forgets to greet your parents, that's the end of that friendship,if you agree"
(12)Women are like police, they might have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!"
(13)People That Smoke Weed Before Going To Church. You Wanna Compete With The Most High?"
(14)In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u frm ur room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches away from them.
(15)If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even IRON SPONGE Cannot Change It!"
(16) If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good husband, why not use it to pay a
counselor to talk good sense into your life"
(17) Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one sleep comfortably during service.. Thought the
house of God is also ♍Ɣ father's house?"
(18)A slap is a manual override mechanism used to rectify a person acting like a
fool.....no one is above a manual reset."
E don do abeg, go church,
ave a blessed day. | Posted: at 9-06-2013 12:21 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "mary11") mary11 at 10-06-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago) (m) Truly confirm!
Ff on twitter @samuelokorie7 or ping 760BE790 | Posted: at 10-06-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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ok
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me | Posted: at 10-06-2013 05:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "chummyli") chummyli at 10-06-2013 10:04 PM (11 years ago) (f) 4 ur mind poster
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling... | Posted: at 10-06-2013 10:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "phunny") phunny at 11-06-2013 09:05 AM (11 years ago) (m) Shior | Posted: at 11-06-2013 09:05 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "chummyli") chummyli at 18-06-2013 10:42 AM (11 years ago) (f) 
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling... | Posted: at 18-06-2013 10:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "krock1") krock1 at 18-06-2013 04:08 PM (11 years ago) (m) sure man! | Posted: at 18-06-2013 04:08 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Rihannaaa") Rihannaaa at 19-06-2013 06:42 AM (11 years ago) (f) Poster Ur left yansh there
I dont look like Rihanna... Rihanna looks like me! | Posted: at 19-06-2013 06:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "mary11") mary11 at 21-06-2013 09:57 PM (11 years ago) (m) Poster Ur left yansh there
Y n0t d right 1?
Ff on twitter @samuelokorie7 or ping 760BE790 | Posted: at 21-06-2013 09:57 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "chummyli") chummyli at 23-06-2013 11:51 AM (11 years ago) (f) Ask am o!
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling... | Posted: at 23-06-2013 11:51 AM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 26-06-2013 09:11 PM (11 years ago) (m) I've seen some before but its all good
2.0. | Posted: at 26-06-2013 09:11 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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::)y dis 1 dey write poem na / poster u don smoke weed wit egusi soup
its una boy aka NEWRUMOUR Back wit a new born again name aka SILVER ND GOLD / ok lets get back to bu | Posted: at 26-06-2013 11:48 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 20-01-2014 02:37 AM (11 years ago) (m) 
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 20-01-2014 02:37 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 20-01-2014 12:26 PM (11 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 25-01-2014 05:37 PM (11 years ago) (m) Why u dey vex
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 25-01-2014 05:37 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Aalladinn") Aalladinn at 25-01-2014 08:50 PM (11 years ago) (m) park ur bus well | Posted: at 25-01-2014 08:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 26-01-2014 12:01 AM (11 years ago) (m) Make una enter
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 26-01-2014 12:01 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 27-01-2014 02:34 PM (11 years ago) (f) u just de dig | Posted: at 27-01-2014 02:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero | |
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