Chalkboard Assignment

Date: 30-05-2009 7:39 am (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
- at 30-05-2009 07:39 AM (14 years ago)
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny, Pat?” “I just saw one of your garters!”

“Get out of my classroom,” she yells, “I don’t want to see you for three days!”

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, “What’s so funny, Billy?”

“I just saw both of your garters!”

Again, she yells, “Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don’t want to see you for three weeks!”

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

“Where do you think you’re going?” she asks.

“From what I just saw, my school days are over!” Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 30-05-2009 07:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Toks-E at 30-05-2009 07:41 AM (14 years ago)
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mmmmm

na wa oooo
Posted: at 30-05-2009 07:41 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 30-05-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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for who?
Posted: at 30-05-2009 12:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cute_julie at 30-05-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 30-05-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 30-05-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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sillyjokker abeg nor vex,na ur watin dem see
Posted: at 30-05-2009 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 30-05-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 30-05-2009 01:31 PM
sillyjokker abeg nor vex,na ur watin dem see
waitin 4 reply
Posted: at 30-05-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 02:03 AM (14 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 2-06-2009 02:03 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 2-06-2009 09:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cute_julie on 30-05-2009 01:09 PM
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Thanks... Grin
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