1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and
ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you
trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator
on the ground floor going to your office, yet
they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come
down and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch
of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those
flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are
you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your
eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor. Abeg laf
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