Overworked

Date: 09-06-2009 4:19 pm (15 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
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 I have found out the real reason why I'm tired, because I'm overworked! The
population of this country is 237 million: 104 million are retired. That leaves
133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48
million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. 4 million are in the armed
forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take from the total the
14,800,000 people who work for the city and state government and that leaves
200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 people in hospitals so that leaves
12,000 to do the work. Now there are 11,998 people in prison. That leaves 2
people to do the work, You and Me...
AND YOU'RE SITTING THERE SCREWING AROUND ON MY JOKE PAGE!
 

Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 9-06-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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H.O.D. Maths Dep. ABU ZARIA
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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HEHEHE
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 9-06-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  9-06-2009 04:30 PM
HEHEHE

hahaha
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:52 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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dis is ma laugh muahahhahaha,hahhahaha
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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HMMMMM
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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wat are u hmming for
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago)
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still calculating
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago)
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oooh calculating all d overall sperm u wasnt abi?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago)
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2 milion No, key!!! 6 milion no shit!!!!!!! calculation in progress
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago)
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pele..kai see waste of sperm o
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Una dey confuse my calculation ibeg
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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na una abi am out c u guy tomorow muahhhh am tired bye
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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WHERE D HELL DO U FINK U'RE GOING?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Olrigh Quin see you tomorow
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago)
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HA! C PROBLEM, U WAN SEE HER OFF?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Weytin com be your own?Huh? I go call her back ooo
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago)
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I BEG LEAVE HER MAKE SHE CARRY HER PROBLEM GO
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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