It is near the end of the school year. The teacher(quinzee) has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little dinho4lyf says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before dinho4lyf can open his mouth, iphie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right nancy, you can go home."
dinho4lyf is MAD that nancy answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before dinho4lyf can open his mouth, mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right mary, you can go."
dinho4lyf is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before dinho4lyf can open his mouth, susie says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right susie, you may also leave."
dinholyf is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back dinho4lyf says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
dinho4lyf: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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