teacher(Quinzee) and dinho4lyf

Date: 09-06-2009 4:59 pm (14 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 9-06-2009 04:59 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher(quinzee)  has turned in the grades
and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of
this.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can
leave early today.”

Little dinho4lyf says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and
will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before dinho4lyf can open his mouth, iphie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right nancy, you can go home."

dinho4lyf is MAD that nancy answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before dinho4lyf can open his mouth, mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right mary, you can go."

dinho4lyf is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before dinho4lyf can open his mouth, susie says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right susie, you may also leave."

dinholyf is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back dinho4lyf says, "I wish these bitches would keep
their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"

dinho4lyf: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"

Posted: at 9-06-2009 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ironlady at 9-06-2009 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
haha i didnt read it ooo but d topic is hilarious.those teacher will be doing something else
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
SEE I EVEN SMART PASS U. U NO EVEN MAKE ATTEMPT FOR ANY...
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 05:05 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
lolsz...am off to skool y'all
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
u smart pas  ur teacher hahahahahahha
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
D QUESTION NO B BOOK U DEY READ AM 4RM/ U KNW D ANSWER?
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 9-06-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
c ollooodooo oooo
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 9-06-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
 Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 9-06-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
HA! ME NA BB FOR SKUUL OOH
Posted: at 9-06-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 9-06-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
olodo
Posted: at 9-06-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 10-06-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
HAH! BABY U TOO?
Posted: at 10-06-2009 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 10-06-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
not for u its dat lil boi shinning his brown teeth
Posted: at 10-06-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 10-06-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
MY MIND DON COME DOWN
Posted: at 10-06-2009 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Slicksilvers at 10-06-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-06-2009 05:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Slicksilvers at 10-06-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
JEZZ
Posted: at 10-06-2009 05:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 10-06-2009 05:56 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 10-06-2009 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 10-06-2009 08:15 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
...
Posted: at 10-06-2009 08:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 11-06-2009 06:05 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
 Kiss
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-06-2009 06:09 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
nawao who u dey kiss
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 11-06-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
(m)
Huh???
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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