School Play

Date: 19-06-2009 12:02 pm (14 years ago) | Author: zorned4u
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- at 19-06-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago)
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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
The boy says "I play the part of the husband!"
The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:02 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- kido123 at 19-06-2009 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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I DONT GET THE JOKE OOOO
Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 19-06-2009 03:29 PM (14 years ago)
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M 2
Posted: at 19-06-2009 03:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 19-06-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago)
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D joke looks flat
Posted: at 19-06-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 19-06-2009 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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we need small 'onga' for dis joke o...
Posted: at 19-06-2009 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 23-06-2009 02:21 AM (14 years ago)
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SEE JOKE
Posted: at 23-06-2009 02:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Recoverd at 23-06-2009 02:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Wife talk n husband listen. Hehe, somhow funY
Posted: at 23-06-2009 02:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 23-06-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 23-06-2009 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-06-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 19-06-2009 05:35 PM
we need small 'onga' for dis joke o...
Grin Grin Grin
to spice am up abi?
Posted: at 23-06-2009 08:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lyinka at 23-06-2009 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Newbie I beg no mind them all but try and explain your joke so that it might me more explianatory
Posted: at 23-06-2009 09:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-06-2009 06:13 AM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 24-06-2009 06:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 24-06-2009 07:12 AM (14 years ago)
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reading....
Posted: at 24-06-2009 07:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-06-2009 08:21 AM (14 years ago)
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No trespassing here
Posted: at 24-06-2009 08:21 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 24-06-2009 09:30 AM (14 years ago)
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and if...what will happen?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-06-2009 09:59 AM (14 years ago)
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u know
Posted: at 24-06-2009 09:59 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 24-06-2009 12:34 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Nothing de happen
Posted: at 24-06-2009 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 24-06-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa ooo...u don see wey office asistant dey question e boss.....
Posted: at 24-06-2009 12:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-06-2009 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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...........
Posted: at 24-06-2009 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 24-06-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Who be boss,who be office assistant among 2 of u b4 i pass my judgement.
Posted: at 24-06-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 24-06-2009 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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i'm the boss
Posted: at 24-06-2009 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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