1) Husband: Honey, I have problems at work. Wife: Not "I", but "we" have problems - since we are married, your problems are mine problems as well. Husband: ok. Then I wanted to let you know that our office-girl got pregnant from us.
2) Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US: - Your name, Sir. - Bakshish Abdul - Sex - Three times a day... - I mean male or female? - Doesn't matter...
3) A guy lies on bed, reads a book. His girlfriend comes from behind and starts clapping on his ass. Guy: - What are you doing? - Playing percussion. - Would you like to play the flute?
4) A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary: - Darling, have you been unfaithful to me? - Yes, honey, three times. - When was the first time? - Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit? And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you. - Thanks, darling. And when was the second time? - Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to make the surgery for you? And finally the head of the department took care of you? - Thank you darling, you saved my life. And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third time? - Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votes?
5) - Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. - What's your age? - 70. - You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause
Posted: at 17-08-2013 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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