Golf Accident

Date: 25-06-2009 9:13 am (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 25-06-2009 09:13 AM (14 years ago)
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me”, she told him earnestly.

Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I’ll be alright…I’ll be fine in a few minutes, he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: How does that feel? To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.

 Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmymth at 25-06-2009 09:36 AM (14 years ago)
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ow!she touch d wrong place abi?

Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:36 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 09:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Not funny at all

Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-06-2009 09:57 AM (14 years ago)
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@ Emmy... you guessed right
@Teeco ok

Posted: at 25-06-2009 09:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 10:01 AM (14 years ago)
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yes

Posted: at 25-06-2009 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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nice 1...its seems to b romatic joke here....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-06-2009 10:54 AM (14 years ago)
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THANKS

Posted: at 25-06-2009 10:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
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but i hope d lady did not give d man blow job.....dis 1 wey e dey ask ...hw do u feel.....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago)
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noooooooooooo

Posted: at 25-06-2009 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-06-2009 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Use your imagination and think silently... you'll know if the lady gave him bjob... OMAT

Posted: at 25-06-2009 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 12:13 PM (14 years ago)
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chie....c sillj ooo....u self kw wetin b bj.....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-06-2009 12:18 PM (14 years ago)
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ask me again? I dont get you...

Posted: at 25-06-2009 12:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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abi u dey give ur bobo....jb.....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
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ask him again

Posted: at 25-06-2009 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago)
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answer me...quick quick
Posted: at 25-06-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 25-06-2009 01:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Not funny ...

Posted: at 25-06-2009 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 03:22 PM (14 years ago)
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chie.....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 03:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 25-06-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on 25-06-2009 01:22 PM
Not funny ...
It will not be funny 2 u bcos ur hand don cover ur face but 4 us its funny,see my teeth Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-06-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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chie....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 25-06-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omatseye on 25-06-2009 03:35 PM
chie....
Dis ur chie get as he be O, we go dash u chie award very soon
Posted: at 25-06-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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