a piece of rubber

Date: 25-06-2009 4:36 pm (14 years ago) | Author: yankeyboy
- at 25-06-2009 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives , they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while , the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk , and says to him , 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies , 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick , we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!!!  Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-06-2009 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- segxi at 25-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago)
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lol..............
Posted: at 25-06-2009 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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hilarious....nice 1...keep it up ..ok....keeping d spirit of laughter so high......
Posted: at 25-06-2009 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 05:12 PM (14 years ago)
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yes, keeping the spirit of laughter so high!!!..........

Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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make i yarn...d man stick is 2 phostifisvated.........e no dey compactible with sound........
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 05:16 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 05:27 PM (14 years ago)
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yes na.......maybe wen him wife say darling....d stick don perform eflex action....
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago)
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ehhhhhh!!

Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 25-06-2009 05:31 PM (14 years ago)
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i can deduce frm d blind man 2.....may b d blind man kini kon self no dey wk again...so e dey vex 4 d man own......
Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 25-06-2009 05:52 PM (14 years ago)
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yes

Posted: at 25-06-2009 05:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 25-06-2009 07:46 PM (14 years ago)
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piece of rubber(condom)
Posted: at 25-06-2009 07:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 25-06-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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4kasibe that was a good one, kudos cos just ur first post was ur jokes thumbs up dear
Posted: at 25-06-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- efe2004 at 25-06-2009 07:54 PM (14 years ago)
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good good.......... very soon some dumb heads will come and say pb!
Posted: at 25-06-2009 07:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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