Albert Einstein

Am back with my riddles again...dnt look at it d way it seems..its simple and easy. Albert einstein wrote some and 90percent failed it..but few that got the answer said its easy..give it a trial... good luck!


Suppose there is only one barber shop in ua town.. And he employs two barbers.. One of the barber has nice..neatly and good hair..while the other barber has messy hair...which one will u go 2 and y?? 


Two women apply for a job. They are identical and have the same mother...father and birthday. The interviewer ask '' are u twins? To which they honestly reply NO.    how is this possible?? ...

A man droves all the way from Portharcourt to lagos only to discover at the end of the trip that he had a flat tire from the very start.yet his car was completely unaffected by it. How is this possible?


Imagine,a man was in a forest with no arms..suddenly he was surrounded by deadly animals.. Lion in his front..  tiger at his back.. Wolves both left and back .. Unfortunately he survived and no animal was killed.. How come?

Posted: at 22-08-2013 12:19 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

1. i wl go 2 d guy wt bushy hair. y? he alredy has an idea of what bushy is, so wl cut neatly 4 me
2. honestly, i have no idea aspa d 2 ladies how dey aint twins
3. if u r in motion & had a flat, so long as u dnt make a stop, it wld definately keep up
4. most probably, d animals devoured themselves (abi, what do u think?)
5. give me my scores jo

Posted: at 22-08-2013 03:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

jossy na so we see am 
he stıll dey prepare to use ogogoro drınk garrı

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Posted: at 22-08-2013 09:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

c riously 

Posted: at 24-08-2013 04:32 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie

    u don forget say na u be baba of Yeyerisim or u want mak i remind u.

Posted: at 26-08-2013 12:43 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

  u don use ua school fees chop kwuli kwuli and fra de nunu .      u tried shaa but u got it all wrong!

Posted: at 26-08-2013 12:55 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

nzetheo,u smoke? abi na like ds ur yeye reach? me wey attempt ur gce question, u say i use my school fees take chop fura da nono, wetin u
go cum tell d odas wey ignore ur question, instead dey talk about ur yeye level?
no worry, i don learn anoda lesson now.

Posted: at 26-08-2013 01:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Answers..

1.. Since there is only 2 barbers in town..its safe to assume dat  dey cut each others hair...this being the case..u sit down with the barbers with messy hair so dat he will cut ua hair neatly!

2.. Looking at the question.. The interviewer asked if they are twin? Dat wat the question demands and dey answered NO  bcos they are not twin rather they are TRIPLETS.dats Y dey answered NO and dey arw right.

3rd... Hahahahahahaaaaa. I know ua wonderin hw a can someone travelled with a flat tire and yet his car was unaffected..well its not the tires on his car wheels dat was flat.. ''
It was his spare tire that was flat! '' dats y his car was unaffected and he noticed the flat tire wen he opened his boot and saw d spare tire was flat. Lolllllz booOO!!

4th... The question says imagine...and imagine means sumtin dat is not real..jst imagination..so the answer is stop imaginating and wake up frm ua dreams! ...steve u got dis 1.     thanks 2 u all..u see the riddle is not hard as u think.. More 2 come .

Posted: at 26-08-2013 01:29 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 26-08-2013 03:08 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

Posted: at 27-08-2013 10:05 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming